Fandamonium

This account will consist of rants, headcannons, and fanboying over different fandoms

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#onlyingotham is Robinson Park the safest place to be for bio females and kids. Ivy and Harley are the underground moms. She did try to poison me with poison ivy tea but she loves me know that I shared my knowledge of herbs with her. (ps. Jokes on her im not allergic to poison ivy)

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Being hard of hearing is knowing what nci stands for

[solpoet]

Campaign 👀 in quarantine? On discord?

This is an interest check for anyone who be willing to DM or be a player ! (I would like to be a player)

Requirements:

-Be willing to accept/accepting of players that are new to dnd

-Friendly, can get along with others, and is willing to make friends

-LGBTQ+ friendly (I will not have a tolerance for those who are not LGBTQ+ friendly, are racist, or discriminatory in any form or nature)

-18+

-Committed to doing a dnd campaign over discord after a campaign is planned

If you’re interested please pm me ! Have any questions? Suggestions? Pm me.

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Can people stop describing small towns as "peaceful, everyone knows everyone," etc. That's not that attention grabbing. As someone who lives in a small town heres more fun ways of describing it.

"Such a small town that a bunny crossing the road made the news,"

"The town was as anticlimactic as you would guess for this type of story,"

"The type of town that if you stayed out too late half the mothers in the entire town would know and tell each other,"

"Its a small town. The type of small town were everyone pretends to be from a home sales magazine but is actually the gossip girls along with a lot of teenage underage anything,"

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Many people have tried to poison Spiderman either to kill him or to kidnap him. They do this by giving him laced food for free, however, as everyone knows he has an incredibly high resistance to drugs. Thusly, Spiderman eats the food and keep going on confusing the people who tried

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Men in Black is part of the SCP foundation!! If you look at the black truck on the left side in the second movie you see the symbol if the Foundation when Agent J looks at Selena's ship!

MIB is the Extraterrestrial subdivision of the SCP foundation

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Fact: Hawaii Pizza was made in Canada

Headcannon: Matthew "Canada" William absolutely loves Hawaiian pizza and has literally fought Alfred over it

Fact: America has two top styles of pizza. Deep Dish and New York style

Headcanon: Alfred can never choose between the two

Fact: Pizza is not Italian

Headcanon: Italy wants to fight people who go to nice Italian restaurants and ask for pizza

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Totally Accurate Hetalia

Canada: *is sleeping peacefully in bed*

*phone goes off*

Canada: *groans and turns over and gropes for the phone answering it before roughly shoving on glasses* hello?

America: MATTIE OH MY GOD

Canada: *takes phone away from ear*

America: JAPAN SENT ME HENTAI DOES THIS MEAN HE LIKES ME?!?!?

Canada: *stares into the void, slowly pull phone from ear, looks at phone, ends call, goes back to bed*

America: *tone dial* Mattie?

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This probably has happened

Arthur: *casually driving home* I feel like I'm forgetting something... *looks in rear view mirror and sees children's items* OH MY GOD I HAVE A CHILD!!

Arthur: *back in the car driving with Alfred in the back who's singing to himself* ah, that a better

Alfred: *blinks at Arthur*

Arthur: . . . Wait a minute *slams on the breaks and turns around* I HAVE MULTIPLE CHILDREN

Arthur: *disgruntled with all of his colonies as France laughs in the distance*

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#onlyingotham do I get stood up by my boyfriend and end up having Bat Girl ask me out. Wait let me start over. I was waiting in front of the cafe for my boyfriend and I got dressed up and everything! No gym shorts to be seen! And he didnt show up. The bats flew over head and one of them dropped a paper before waiting on the other roof. It was batgirl asking for my number. I waved them down and shouted: "Thanks but no thanks! I'm gay!" And Bat Girl PuLlEd oUt a RaInDoW FlAg!! I started cackling as she just waved it around

[hi-its-chaos]

I have a theory that Alfred is actually some 5th dimensional being that exists solely to keep the bat family alive for some space time continuum reason. Think about it! He knows everything, has skills beyond what a butler would have, and seems to always be in the right place at the right time.

Alfred is God confirmed

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#onlyingotham

I'm just your average photographer. Except I can scale walls from working at Skyzone. I was taking pics of Gotham in an alley (don't question my bad decisions!! It was a cute cat!) When someone tried to rob me. I set flash on and took a pic before a calling the wall. Ened up running head first into Batman himself!! He congratulated my skills but told me to be carefull. My mom was surprised when I came home with Batman behind me

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The Flash Netflix TV show?

You mean ultimate mannequin challenge

[screamingatsquirrels]

Jacksepticeye fandom: omg he’s such a good guy we’re doing a charity live stream in sunday!

Markiplier fandom: Mark What The FUCK

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Men are depressed too

Men can have pain

Men can cry

Everyone can be depressed, have pain, and can cry

I'm not being sexist, I'm just a teenage boy suffering depression and getting tired of everyone saying I'm weak and shit from it

[natigail]

“I’m trans and to know you accept me makes me feel better about my existence”. Well, yeah, it’s crazy. Like in the UK it’s been a really bad week for that ‘cause all of our trashy, cancerous, garbage news papers have been printing those, like, horrendous articles just… you know it’s that kind of like should trans people be allowed to use bathrooms? Should schools allow trans people to wear what they want? Should we take it serious if someone is under eighteen and they want to define their own gender? And it’s just like… I’m sure they do understand which just makes it even more evil. It’s like we’re debating people’s right to exist, which is just… it’s insane. It just sounds so crazy, doesn’t it? Like questioning these things, it’s not a political debate, it’s like you’re literally saying: these are people that are now comfortable with how they want to define their own existences and you’re questioning whether their existences are valid? Which is so crazy because these things don’t affect other people. It’s something like gun laws, it’s like y'all don’t need guns but there’s a whole debate there and it’s a legitimate debate but how somebody chooses to live their own life that doesn’t affect other people. People say it will influence other kids. To what? To be aware people can make their own choices? It’s just logically, it doesn’t make any sense, so there’s things you can disagree on and then there’s things you can’t even disagree on. … Just think about how problematic everyone in culture was two years ago, three years ago, five years ago, eight years ago, it’s so crazy. You know, it’s like eight years ago everyone would just use the word “retarded” and not think about it. Years before that, like in the ‘90s, people would just say “tranny” all the time and it’s like you constantly look back and you’re just shocked by how horrifying and just how… ignorant everyone was. But everyone is progressing so fast now that even though it can seem like there’s dark times, I think the pace of which things are getting better only bodes well for the future. We just need to wait for all the old, ignorant people to die and it feels like generally our generation is more good than bad and then as long as that’s the case and we keep our ground political system, it should all work out. Let’s just stay strong in the meantime.

@danielhowell during his live show on the 21st of November 2017 (x)

Quotes from Dan (105/?)

All trans people are valid.

(via natigail)

[ask-thelittleheros]

Steve: I was fresh out of the ice and… Mary was the only one that seemed to understand that..I’m 17. I’m not an adult. I was scared as hell and she was exactly what I needed.I promised Mary I’d look out for him. I don’t take promises lightly. The Parkers mean a lot to me.