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19 - Cis - He/Him - Definitely Not Straight - Libra/Leo - Fight Me

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[catchymemes]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[ironyrat]

cinematic parallels

[fateisforlosers]

i drew this like a year ago and forgot about it

[opposite-of-a-problem-deactivat]

i spat out my tea

[queerdungeons]

Aliens are the least of our worries right now but listen to me. Aliens don’t want to hurt us but the government is gonna convince us they do and incite worldwide panic and start a real space war to avoid advancing technology for the general population because efficient non oil based energy that the aliens have will crush the capitalist industries that need it to thrive welcome to my ted talk

[kirjavaspan]

this post so confidently and sincerely made it’s point that i had to stop myself checking the news to find out if first contact had happened this morning

[miiriya]

[notkatniss]

[tayliberalsjwift]

Guy on grindr: u horny?

Me: nope

Him: 

[blessedblacksheep]

why else are you gay hoes going on Grindr for?? are y'all fucking dumb? it’s a hookup app. don’t go on there if you don’t want unsolicited sex advances

[tayliberalsjwift]

[positivepatton]

There’s nothing wrong with being pansexual and there’s nothing wrong with being bisexual, and no matter the similarities or differences that may or may not be between them, both identities are valid and deserve love, respect, and representation.

Edit: please credit me if you respost this to another platform

[complicatedgayness]

why do i hate this despite being bi

[positivepatton]

“#the fuck is enbyphobic” you know, you could just like…ask

Enbyphobia is discrimination and hate towards nonbinary people. It’s based off of the word “enby” which is a spelling of how it sounds when you say “NB,” the abbreviation for nonbinary, aloud. People say that bisexuality is enbyphobic because it supposedly implies that there are only two genders, so I made this post in support of bisexual people who have been told that they’re bad people and enbyphobes for being bi (as well as for pan people who’ve been told that they’re transphobic and should just be bi). 

I usually don’t reply to reblogs that are rude but I’m just so tired of this type of thing. Why do people have to ask like “ummmm what the fuck is nonbinary??” “what the hell does that even mean lmao” you can literally just ask normally

[complicatedgayness]

this reply gave me ringworm

[tan-antoni]

If this isn’t a sign from the universe to get me to feel better then I don’t know what is

[ichoseoddlydrawnmuffins]

i relate to this on a spiritual level.

[i-got-personality]

Oh no I’m getting flashbacks

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, wtf??? And one of them caught my eye and said, “Oh, we’re trying to scare them out of there,” and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and shit.

[elliewilliams]

please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously terrified of humanity by them

[somedaythiswillbeclever]

[xxziggystardust]

[hogfarts-will-burn-to-the-ground]

When you see a girl out with her boyfriend and she is dressed up and he is wearing basketball shorts and a tshirt with a fish on it

[chaosjudgement]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[lunaeregia]

oh bitch, please delete this

[dutchster]

[binches-deactivated20220521]

i hate it when i accidentally pour cereal into my purse

[ughdotorg]

omg her face “fucking christ not again”

[stimman3000]

we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh

[krishnadewme]

[lionkins]

[complicatedgayness]

bitch we’re barely the second week in...

[thenatsdorf]

Supportive dad cat being there for his wife and kids.

[bunjywunjy]

“SWEETIE, DO YOU NEED YOUR BELLY MOOSHED? YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED YOUR BELLY MOOSHED.”

[writerlywriting-deactivated2019]

That action is called “snurgling”. It helps stimulate milk production.

[princesstigerbelle]

No it’s mooshed

[topsydead]

Snurgling

[princesstigerbelle]

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