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you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life
having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved
how measurements work in canada (ie/ badly)
i misspell genus pernis a lot
When you’re birdwatching and you suddenly spot a honey buzzard
yall when we say “the Bundists all got murdered” its not taunting Bundists for dying in a genocide. the Bundists thought being Bundists would protect them from Bolshevik & Nazi violence and notably it did not. “the Bundists all got murdered” is the evidence that Bundism failed, not an insult to their memory. Bundism is at its core the belief that assimilation will save you and there has never been a time in history where assimilation has saved anyone.
this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play
If you ever find yourself unironically saying “the Jews are weaponizing the holocaust” I think you have some self reflection to do. To put it mildly.
Communication is key
it’s really the humidity. that gets you. nodding
Among the sizeable portion of humanity who would believe the Eridian footage to be faked, I wonder if “yeah, and Dr. Grace went to live on Erid in a beautiful biodome” becomes the new “we sent your dog to live on a farm upstate”
villain going to the goon shelter to pick out a new henchman
this energetic and diabolical boy was rescued from a goon hoarding situation… he loves pulling levers, gloating, and turning cranks with great abandon. prefers to be the only goon. needs an active lair with plenty of enrichment.
now this fella comes with some baggage. his previous villain was going to have put down when he refused to perform unsedated human vivisection as a form of torture. one of our agents intercepted the execution and brought him to the goon shelter. would thrive in an environment of G or PG-rated villainry.
on the other hand, if you’re looking for something a little more… advanced… then this fine lady over here would make a great challenge for an experienced villain able to set firm boundaries. she will NOT be released to first-time villains; proof of prior henchpeople must be demonstrated before adoption approval. high prey drive. under no circumstances should she be left alone with children or small animals. must sign waiver releasing the goon shelter from responsibility if her behavior is deemed excessively depraved.
These two are pair-bonded and may only be adopted together. Up for anything, they are fiercely loyal to their employer provided their needs are met and they are permitted to hold hands. They look alarmingly similar to one another but it is undeterminable whether they are close blood relatives or lovers who choose to dress and style themselves in identical ways. Habit of finishing each other’s sentences with rhyming couplets; we have not attempted to train this out of them. Will answer to whatever names or titles you give them so long as they are complimentary and/or rhyme.
Will you help this goon find his forevil lair? He’s been returned to the goon shelter six times now but we refuse to give up on him. A vile little rat of a man, he’d be the perfect accomplice to someone willing to overlook his unfortunate heterosexuality. If gay-coding is not your style and you don’t expect it from a henchman, please consider giving this little guy a good home in your dastardly schemes.
This guy is not your typical goon. He was rescued from a high-kill shelter after being deemed unfit for henching. His deep baritone voice, his darkly handsome good looks, and his flair for the dramatic have made prospective employers pass over him time and time again, making him the longest resident of the goon shelter. But don’t judge a book by its cover—while his appearance and demeanor suggest “villain”, his real passion is taking orders and faithfully serving a master. If you’re secure in your villainry and not prone to jealousy, he may just be what it takes to turn your base into a lair.
i love when people draw rocky like
Book canon is correct and eating is a personal and private activity, Movie!Rocky's just a freak (/affectionate, positive, adoring, loving)
Original post by @morallygrayautisticscientist here, this post was so funny I decided to draw it lol.
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