A blog run entirely by frogs

Always the Kung Fu guy #3, Never the Karate Kid

[comradecorpse]

Hi and welcome to my blog! You can call me comrade, and I’ll be your guide to the tag system today!

My posts:

General catch all: #my utterances

Posts I make when I’m bored during early morning shifts: #fucking around at 5am

Same but for evening shifts: #fucking around at 5pm

Asks: #answering inquiries

Reblogs:

Posts that make me laugh: #✨

Favorites tag: #🫀

Posts about mental health: #🧠

Things that remind me of debate: #just debate bro things

Day of the week posts: #Tumblr learns days of the week

Other assorted tags: #how pretty!!!, #how cute!!!, #how cool!!!

Fandom tags:

Pretty self explanatory: #the locked tomb, #magnus archives, #the penumbra podcast, #wtnv, #17776, #disco elysium, #ac, #saliatos, #dungeon meshi etc.

[snoomfies]

snoopy pride flags :)

[barelysusan]

happy pride month

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[sylferino]

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

[comikbook]

happy pride month dykes i love you dykes

[jenny-holzer]

[kej-art]

i gave you my whole life and you didn't even want it

[fattest-ass-in-engineering]

Tumblr ads on mobile are so cool because theyre so wide and tall that they take up the entire screen and every inch of them is coded to have a popup so the only way to get past them without seeing a quadrilogy of AI generated white guys offering you 20,000 dollars if you give a slot machine your ssn is to scroll with enough momentum that you effectively leap over the pit trap in front of you. Good website.

[tpwrtrmnky]

humans should be able to do a special Ultra Sleep after major life accomplishments where you're just out for like 32 hours or something and then you wake up fully refreshed in every way

[butch-ramblings]

pussy understander so they call me cliterate

[normalcei]

Not all dogs have jobs and I think they should get to wear little vests too

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

a deeply underrated part of the gay taylor swift conspiracy theories is that if they're right and she really has spent over a decade sending subliminal messages based on minute details for people to decode then she's uuuuuh. I mean she's insane. she's jigsaw. she's the riddler. her dad bought her career because if she didn't have music to distract her she would have started building deathtraps.

[wintertheglaceon]

[djbodyhorror]

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

[drtrinitysantos]

the enemy of my enemy is also my enemy I fucking hate that guy

[drtrinitysantos]

the enemy of my enemy is my meeeeeeeeeee ^_^

[byjove]

this is all occurring because we haven’t had a Ruby Ridge or Waco incident in a while

[saathiray]

Torn between asking for clarification and sitting with the reasonable assumption that any corporate platform is not the place to be clarifying this statement

[byjove]

far right white Christians only realize law enforcement/the government is not their friend when it starts illegally slaughtering far right white Christian families and not just minorities they also hate and innocent people overseas. government overreach is only bad if it is their dog getting shot by the ATF. allegedly. 🤷‍♂️ for parody purposes only.

[byjove]

everybody says “if you don’t love this country, LEAVE IT!” until the FBI lobs a smoke bomb through their kid’s window