[scoutsmoocrew]

This person needs to be arrested im going to cry

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

How do you go through all the effort of setting up a sous vide to do this????

[swagforbirds]

never tell me that magic isnt real ever again when this is clear evidence of a person transmogrifing Meat into Wood

[thyrell]

i can transmogrify meat into wood by lookin at pictures of titties if ya get what im sayin

[weaselle]

hey, we all love tiddies here but this person has perpetrated a crime against nature and we need you stay focused

[yurimartyr]

burgers are awesome. so are pussies. so you'd think something called the "borgussy" is something very good, but according to my friend Karl Marx such is not the case.

[heartsl0b]

road trip

[dogpuppy]

[guerrillatech]

[reluctantbroodingdads]

So as an Antarctic expert I need to add to this that we had not in fact been to Antarctica when it was named. The ancient Greeks decided that because there was an Arctic at the top of the world, with bears, there had to be an opposite at the other end, without bears. Which is kind of ridiculous except that the fuckers were dead on

[poutypetulant-deactivated201808]

[toasthaste]

when you make a grilled cheese sandwich, well, you just gotta cut that sucker diagonally

[salt-and-bramble]

i cut it diagonally *twice* and then arrange it like so:

which has the added benefits of:

prevents the whole "steam accumulating between the plate and samdwich" issue that has broken many hearts over the years

more room on plate for other snacks

castle <|:)

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[dogpuppy]

[hotvampireadjacent]

This would be a place of worship if I bought it

[februarytrash]

being sad and horny is a privilege

[emziess]

Grace + his white converse Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

[littlemut]

me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

[oated]

blue-haired liberal sounds like the name of a delicate endangered species of bird

[achillesinhighheels]

It’s a tony soprano summer

[godisafujoshi]

What this means

[uncensoredhijabii]

[flying-potato2]

human ears are such bullshitttttt i cant even emote with these. whats the fucking point if i cant swivel my ears in ur direction or like perk them up when i hear something interesting or point them all back when something scary happens. whats even the point

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]

[sweatermuppet]

life is frying me up in a frying pan doing big impressive flips and everything