blue honey

hello! I'm nicole 19 years old lesbian stoner she/her/they/them pronouns kinky ass little whore. professional musician to be I enjoy giving random compliments to strangers to make their day better talents include: four instruments, singing, art, dancing, smoking, writing and the ability to tie my tits up, take hot pics and be a good little slut submissive. my nsfw blog is @just-a-touch-of-sadism if you wanna hit me up message me first enjoy

[memories]

If there’s one thing I learned since I signed up on 12/29/12, 11:34:39 AM, it’s that #please takes up too much of my time.

[memories]

apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 03/30/2009 9:41:12 PM.

[wizardsexmachine]

OOHHH FUUBLBLBLBLB

[royal-random-the-yogurt-queen]

Sometimes I'm glad jellyfish have no central nervous system and just vibe. Can you imagine being able to think while this happens?

[transfemininomenon]

achilles modern day au where he gets taken out at age 10 by a razor scooter

[thebibi]

THATS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE BOOKS YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

By “audiences” they mean the parents. The kids would absolutely dig a preteen supervillain. The parents, however, hate this idea. Many of them are using TV as a free babysitter and expect every fictional character to be a good role model for the kids they themselves are not bothering to raise. 

[fluffygif]

Kitty loves to play paw-on-top game.

[theperksofbeingaperk]

[notemily]

Actual faith vs performative religion.

[sockdrawerdemon]

To shave your beard is a huge sacrifice for a devout Sikh. It is a sacrifice for the greater good, that many people will scoff at without understanding the amount of love it took, to give up part of your faith to serve the greater purpose of that faith. Bless them all.

[catchymemes]

Credit: @pet_foolery

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

toph was shown easily bending a meteorite that sokka gave her, meaning that toph can bend any dirt regardless if its from earth or not, meaning toph couldve definitely bent the moon and the only reason she didnt do it was out of respect for sokka and his ex gf

[phonsekal-laure-deactivated2023]

Toph doesn't know where the fuck the moon is

[nobodysflower]

here is your gentle reminder that there are dandelions growing through cracks in the sidewalk. there is a fence lizard on the porch who is growing a new tail. there are trees growing through an abandoned house, branches tearing through the ceiling, ferns carpeting the floor. there is life pushing forward, pushing through. 

[presenteyesonyou]

Taron Egerton finding out what a bussy is has made my day

[somewhereinthedetails217]

he went through all the stages of grief inthe last two seconds 😂😭

[scotttfriday-deactivated2020051]

searching for that fine line between “i need to stay informed” and “i can’t take any more of this.”

[biglawbear]

This was posted six days after Trump’s inauguration and it isn’t any less relevant

[jokeboyfriend-is-remaking-deact]

i said to my little sister “gods dont die” and my brother ran up to me and whispered in my ear “some do” like he knew for sure

hes 6

im so fucking frightened for my life

[jokeboyfriend-is-remaking-deact]

update: i put him to bed and said goodnight and he replied “it wont last” and im fully convinced he holds far more power than any other human being

[recommend]

Guy who takes photoshop requests literally strikes again (part 2) (x)

Here’s part 1 (x)

[jaymane25]

The GOAT

[donotusetheinternet-deactivated]

Im physically crying

[sa2ha]

President of slovakia showing up in her corona drip...... impeccable

[sa2ha]

HAND TAILORED MATCHING FABRIC SURGICAL MASKS

[moonenjoyer]

well this truly was A Decade. i loved you. i hated you. goodbye 2010s.

[the-uk-is-jk]

I’m so angry at how long ago some of these things were