Just a Confused Gay

Gay shit, Computer shit, jojo shit, homestuck shit, whatever else I feel like they/them

[virginiaisforhaters]

i cant even imagine the temptation of living near a hotspot for paranormal investigators. i would be out there EVERY NIGHT fucking with them. that aint a ghost that made you pee yourself its me, the lich of the woods. gonna lay little traps for ya. gonna shake your tent while you’re sleeping. gonna make spooky noises. walk around in the dark with a cloak and a deer skull mask. hack ur little radios and say fucked up scary stuff. it would occupy all my time and thats why i cant live near one of these places. it would be almost too much fun 

[virginiaisforhaters]

you might be thinking that i sound like a scooby doo villain but im not doing this for capitalistic reasons its just fucking hilarious. just for fun. just for the sheer chaos. 

[the-dark-nymph]

[fathershaggy]

I love that a person who dresses like this still listens to their mom.

"I am death and sorrow, and I love my mom."

[fierceawakening]

aesthetics and kindness levels are unrelated

[soulvomit]

That’s seriously like most goths I’ve ever known in real life. 

[shittymoviedetails]

In the upcoming Batman film, producers were afraid Robert Pattinson would not be able to defeat the Riddler or solve his puzzles. To ensure the success of the movie, a ‘script’ was written so the Pattinson would know exactly what to say and how to best Riddler in each scene.

[ljones41]

This is the dumbest thing I have ever heard.  Robert Pattison is not expected to defeat the Riddler or solve the latter’s puzzles.  Batman is expected to do so.  All Pattison has to do is read the script and enact it in front of the camera.  Surely the producers realize this?

[pissvortex]

robert pattinson is the only thing standing between you and the riddler’s antics right now and this is how you treat him?

[meeshaya-deactivated20210523]

Me and my mutuals logging tf in

[outofcontextelderscrolls]

High elves: "the elves should rule tamriel!"

All the races of man: "no! humans should rule tamriel!"

Orcs, kajiit, and dark elves,: "maybe instead you should just fuck off!"

Wood elves and argonians: "maybe this tree 🌳 should rule tamriel!!"

Everyone else: "what!?"

[neon-ufo]

may i have your attention please

[programmerhumour]

That would be great

[monsterfactoryfanfic]

rewatching old Jackbox vids and everyone at Polygon has Pat Gill fucking pegged

[memeseverdie]

So I made a thing.

[memeseverdie]

damn look at the notes on this bad boi 

[henryscavills]

Romeo + Juliet (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann

[kill-a13]

[polishpriests]

Polish cardinal blessing a supercomputer cluster. 2013.

[faster-than-asparagus-is-cooked]

Reblog to protect yourself and your computer from porn bots

[emospritelet]

Man, do I need this!

[lgbt-tiktoks]

Caption:

[Person 1: WALL-E and EVE are both nonbinary.

Person 2: What are you talking about? Keep your... Liberal politics out of my kid’s movie. WALL-E’s a boy and EVE is a girl.

Person 1: But they’re... they’re robots. They don’t have genitals.

Person 2: Yeah but like WALL-E is square and does construction and EVE is like feminine and sexy looking.

Person 1: So, gender is a matter of presentation and expression, not a matter of biology.

Person 2: No! Gender’s just about your genitals.

Person 1: Then, WALL-E’s nonbinary. He doesn’t have genitals.

Person 2: No, WALL-E’s a boy.

Person 1: Then gender is a matter of expression an-

Person 2: No! Gender is just biological!

Person 1: Then WALL-E doesn’t have a gender

Person 2: No! He’s a boy robot!

Person 1: Look I don’t have anything going on. I can do this all day.]

[ruinedchildhood]

[programmerhumour]

Works also for teens to keep their parents away from this 50go “work” folder

[done]

hate when i go out in public and the public is there

[loughnesstwo-deactivated2021101]

it seems the public is no longer in the public

[lady-raziel]

[sapphire-heart-tippy]

Bruh….