[yourhometowncryptid]

this is so fucking funny. im going to say "here come the locusts" everytime something goes wrong now

[sandmandaddy69]

[bunnyxxzr]

[teshima--junta-deactivated20161]

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

[likamartini]

[gingerblivet]

@martivist how dare you leave these gems in the tags!

[kitschycritter]

never stop collecting little things that make you happy! rocks! buttons! feathers! flowers! sticks! bugs! bones! never stop!

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

fuck disappearing under mysterious circumstances i want to start APPEARING under mysterious circumstances. walking through a deserted eerie forest? im there. exploring an abandoned 1930s mine that no human has set foot in for 55 years? there too. touching down on mars? guess whose annoying face you see poking out from behind a rover

[devinellekurtz]

Encounter in the Greenhouse

[wynnesdjfhsjfhskdjfhsk-deactiva]

*vampire voice* my love… how do i preheat the oven

[shittykinaesthetics]

Shitty Herbert West aesthetic: the people have spoken and the people want a genius lil man who decided to play god. i get it. scientists that drown in hubris are kinda sexy. we can all agree that pride is prolly the hottest deadly sin

[the-real-countess]

anyone got anything on their minds, I’ve got like two hours to kill

[fruitsoftheape100]

Count Dooku I Am Going To Fucking Flay You

[the-real-countess]

At last a worthy challenge, a shame you still won’t last a fraction of my time.

[fruitsoftheape100]

[the-real-countess]

[sideofjoaq]

how do people obsess over Zac Efron when these pictures of Joaquin Phoenix exist

[coolxatu]

outfit idea

[peppapigvevo]

this took me out

[zbgf]

Visit Original Link

[neon-green-reagent]

herbert west (young, naive, re-animating his first corpse): i hope something good happens

herbert west (old, wise, re-animating his umpteenth corpse): i hope whatever bad happens is at least funny

[velvetcloak]

joan smalls & sam riley for dazed & confused oct 2012

[imakegoodlifechoices]

Sometimes on the subway we time travel.

[lettersfromtitan]

It’s the question mark that makes it exquisite.  The future is not an exact science.

[aleatoryw]

Look we’re not exactly sure what day it is yet- but fuck if it isn’t a Monday

[pukicho]

tickling is fun until I get fed up with it (2 seconds in) and then decide to beat the assailant to a pulp

[tictacfromdiscord]

tickle tickle tickle!

[pukicho]