world's worst apprentice

shittywizardposting // they/he // yet another sideblog of @chaoscorvus

[jewqueer]

just manifesting another weekend!!

[saprotrophix]

awesome idea: uranium glass cursed amulet

[saprotrophix]

the curse is radiation

[uququ]

i do consider myself a temporarily embarrassed lightning wizard

[lokaror]

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

[lokaror]

Cops are here.

[lokaror]

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Etsy witches are working over time and what are we??? Tumblr Wizards falling down on the job

[interestingmistakes]

pondering

[evilwizard]

[vintage-tigre]

[zombiecakes115]

By all-mer teach your apprentices better

[mousegirlheart]

[cannibalchicken]

[conjurercorvus]

hey does anyone know any good necromancy spells. i have a really funny prank idea

[evilwizard]

me: how about you stop “scrolling” your “dash” and start dashing to deliver me scrolls

my useless apprentice: why do you pay the homunculus more than me

[carnivalwizard]

wizards see a swirling elixir and r like "anyone gonna chug this?" then get sent to the mirror dimension

[draziwlavinrac]

ytsat mmm

[draziwlavinrac]

kcuf tiaw

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

😔 another wizard lost to the ol' swirl and slurp

[jettkuso]

Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:

- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain

- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck

- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap

- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill

- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard

- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style

Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.

[xxthe-emo-frogxx]

Yall its W I Z A R D M E M E T I M E

[daily-spooky]

Women in celestial dresses, 1880s