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I exist, & I also attempt to draw, Enjoy<3

[achillesinhighheels]

[yorickish-deactivated20240629]

energy policy would be much better if we still had a tradition of animal sacrifice I think. people would be way more chill about nuclear energy if they could see a large and proud bull being ritually sacrificed every month or so at the base of the cooling towers to keep the plant safe

[yorickish-deactivated20240629]

[grad-student]

[happyk44]

[Text ID: 1. #so when I was in schooling for power plant work #my applied electrical theory instructor told us about this thing his crew had #called The Load Toad #who was a totemic frog statue that was long ago bought for the plant #and displayed over the switchboard for all the distributd loads (hence the name)

#apparently The Load Toad was a force everyone in the electrical division sincerely believed needed to be appeased #and the ritual for doing so involved the blood of a virgin (easy to get in a nuclear power plant tbh) and chicken bones #you'd burn the bones in a burning bowl after splashing them with the virginal sacrifice

#ANYWAYS apparently one time they got a new head who was either devout Methodist or Mormon I forget #and he made them stop like all of that with firing threats and criminal threats too #then every day for a month 4 loads would randomly inexplicably fail #at first he blamed the men for acting out the Toad's vengeance #but after babysitting down in the pit himself he could see that all the failures were borderline miraculous and impossible to anticipate

#so without admitting his wrong he just threw a kfc bucket full of bones into the breakroom and curtly said "just make it stop" #moral of the story I actually agree with this sentiment #prev [left arrow]

2. #humanity can have a little magical thinking if it gets them to stop global warming /end ID]

[adultlikers]

[porksweats]

e me a mail

[fortooate]

make the attachment a pic of a snail

[jumpingjacktrash]

give me two gifs

of critters in clover

[nuclearcarrots]

then photoshop them on the CLIIIIIIIFFS OF DOVER

[laurasinele]

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

[kabber]

[chernobog13]

King Ghidorah Zmey Gorynych goes on a strafing run in Ilya Muromets (1956), aka The Sword and the Dragon (1960).

[razmerry]

make a terrible comic day... if only i could do this in real life

[joshpeck]

obsessed

[captoring]

[evilwizard]

pitch for my new tarot card “The Emoji”

[terrorofthethames]

Forgot to mention I watched Return to Oz after finishing Ozma of Oz a few weeks ago

Nome King lowkey slayed in those slippers

[conmankaiju]

I made a train yokai, it is named Mukade ressha - ムカデ列車, literally meaning Centipede train

[two-nine-eighteen]

Some FNAF Horror Illustrations I did in 2020

TW: It’s horror in every way so tread lightly 

I’m serious. 

Bonus round:

It’s the good balloney boy :3

[conmankaiju]

made a comic with my OC Adam

he's uh he's pretty mad

[memories-of-ancients]

Drinking horn with gilded copper mounts, Europe, 15th century

from The Hunt Museum, Limerick

[tarvek-sturmvoraus]

[localxenospores]

i was compelled

[conmankaiju]

I digitized another one of my OC's & made another height comparison with some of the new ones added

this is Roscoe, he is a sort of "bad" counterpart to Oscar, but instead of having Oscar's warm & welcoming personality, his is more of cold & distant, along with him having a MASSIVE crush on Oscar

& this is the new Height comparisons I made of all of them to be silly, I may make some planes aswell

[conmankaiju]

I made a new pfp for myself, I based it off of a design a friend did for me

[conmankaiju]

because I've decided that my main OC can pseudo-shapeshift, in such a way that it isn't instantaneous but it takes a while, I've decided to turn him into a spinosaurus

bcuz why not

he is also friggin' huge, being 23 feet & 6 inches tall

[conmankaiju]

Happy Valentines day

[conmankaiju]

It smiles

It hungers