Connor's 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 blog

Secretly gay 🫠

[pinene]

So I’m gay? Just because I like sucking other men’s dicks and falling in love with them ? Thats all it takes these days ?

[autisticlittleguy]

So Rocky has a bunch of permanent carvings along his carapace like family crest, rulers and protractors, marriage symbol, etc. I assume thats normal for Eridians, but the possibility that it's socially equivalent to getting full body tattoos for humans is funny. Imagine seeing this super inked out dude, but you look closer and its just a bunch of tattoos like.

"I LOVE MY HUSBAND," "FAMILY MAN," "ENGINEERING4LYFE."

[5thhorsemnftheapocalypse]

Take me back to when the saddest part of good omens was the bandstand scene and the most contentious debate was how aziraphale managed to get into the bathtub without getting crowleys socks wet.

[subtlehysteria]

May I add some Bloody to your Mary with a dash of Adrian-Simon bestism?

[tedisfishing]

funi in my head, stupid in execution. Anyway, happy pride.

[egg-ify]

has this been done yet

[civvic]

The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it

[tube-time]

Two guys stuck in space with self worth issues

Rocky hates it

[emiqip]

"Bloodymary is fucking peak!!" I scream at the enraged mob, hollering at me to die.

"He's right!" A voice echoes from the back of the crowd.

I raise my head- Markiplier from YouTube is smiling at me.

[duckngk]

who up curlin’ up they markeplier into ryan gosling’s arms

context:

also IRON LUNG IS OUT ON YOUTUBE YOU CAN BUY IT NOW

[originaldouble]

Happy pride month to whatever the fuck is going on between Markiplier and Ryan Gosling

[to-be-consumed]

bloodymary intimacy where its not about whether its sexual or nonsexual. bloodymary intimacy where they're just pressing themselves as close to each other as they possibly can. bloodymary intimacy where they're both just so touch-starved and they want as much touch as possible, then, just as much as they can get. where they're filled up with so much affection they can't stand to be apart.

[dragon-chica]

big crossover ships are pretty rare nowadays, but Bloodymary concept and storylines fit together so well. That said, Markiplier making himself a blood planet horror movie, about 100% doomed from the start man, and everyone showing up with a "don't worry, Ryan Gosling will save you!" is beautiful.

[twilightofthesandwiches]

Today's vent:

[guineahenfritillaria]

Absolute perfection.

[anthonydoingstuff]

Kim Kittsuragi

[skweebs]

Made this guy from my favorite Gerard Donelan comic

[ahappydnp]

i feel like the reason why dnp dont realize martyn looks like phil is bc in dans mind phil is some sort of ethereal elf princess and martyn is like . a solid lad. like hes a Guy. a whole Man.

martyn doesn't have sun flares in the shape of hearts around him at all times so true