patron saint of flesh-based intimacy

he/it | scrimpy | nonhuman freak

[jon-lox]

i stared at the rotisserie chicken i bought for 5 seconds trying to think about what it reminded me of

[byjove]

My name is The Vampire Lestat. I have a snatched waist and a babe-a-licious body. I have perfectly conditioned blond hair and eyes that change like a Forever 21 mood ring from the mid 2000s. I have full lips with no lip filler.

[byjove]

My tits are huge my pussy is wet and my bills are all paid. I am also a famous rockstar.

[byjove]

It is so important to me that everyone knows this post is the first page of The Vampire Lestat rephrased and condensed:

“Right now I am what America calls a Rock Superstar.” has to be one of the greatest lines in all of fiction

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[honeylemony]

FUCKING DEVASTATING

[arabian-knight]

The hatemail game on this website is insane

[wagyubeefs]

“the fandom has decided - ” “everyone agrees that - ” “we all know that this is the only right way to - ”

[meep-meep-richie]

Emmy winner Karl Urban incoming🙏🏻

[vile-things]

[jasvvy]

[corporatetwitteraccount]

[jasvvy]

[corporatetwitteraccount]

[berrycobbler]

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

[librarylurker]

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

[crazysodomite]

game developers only know these things:

be racist towards nomadic cultures

be islamophobic

be misogynistic

make kickstarter

lie

[corvidaedream]

the weirdest thing about my wizard tattoo is that unlike the other tattoo i have, it's really reactive to my lupus

like the first signs of a flare up from stress/over exertion used to be red face + fever + rash on my hands

but the lines of my tattoo will become raised and then a little itchy before it progresses to that point

and im discovering that, yeah, if i just listen to the wizard and rest/recuperate/stop pushing myself when it starts acting weird, i can sometimes avoid triggering the other symptoms

early warning system wizard who lives on my shoulder reminding me to take care of myself

[a-drama-addict]

well what can i say. i will like all characters better if theyre women instead of men

[a-drama-addict]

well what can i say. i will like all characters better if theyre women instead of men

[gr3at-s4ge]

wait you're nonbinary?? are you afab or amab- sorry, transmasc or transfem?? ....oh you're neither?? okay, are you tma (harmless and innocent and 'one of the good ones') or tme (annoying and therefore evil)?? these ones arent gender-based, so they're better- oh you dont like the new boxes we came up with because they still slot you into a gender binary? okay youre an icky evil tme then, because you dont like them. die.

[zeroducks-2]

[gr3at-s4ge]

wait you're nonbinary?? are you afab or amab- sorry, transmasc or transfem?? ....oh you're neither?? okay, are you tma (harmless and innocent and 'one of the good ones') or tme (annoying and therefore evil)?? these ones arent gender-based, so they're better- oh you dont like the new boxes we came up with because they still slot you into a gender binary? okay youre an icky evil tme then, because you dont like them. die.

[zeroducks-2]

[beardedmrbean]

[shrugsinchinese]

A guide to Eridian musical flirting 🪨🎶🪨