ResidentSleeper

Houston - Pisces ♓️ (18+)

[teathattast]

[flyfella]

“Medusa: 👁 👅 👁 “ is the funniest thing in the world to me omg

[doomedyuri]

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

*fucks around*

*finds out*

[noahnomore]

[jewfrogs]

this shit sucks i wish i was having gay sex

[memewhore]

[nkim-doodles]

More Terrarium Teapots!

[ironpour]

Twin Peaks The Return: Psychic War with Me, 2020 

[itchycoil]

The way she wasn’t wrong not even remotely

[smegma-factory]

Democrats really picked that old senile bitch Biden over her… You could’ve had a cool psychic milf president but you always pick old guys. Gay country.

[fioblah]

would u guys be mad if i started calling mint “fruit”

[shobasuckso]

NOSSOSOSODID OOOOOO MINT IS A LEAFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[fioblah]

my favorite little fruit <3

[shobasuckso]

ITS AN HERB IT HAS LEAVES AND AND YOU PUT IT ON RAVIOLI!???

[fioblah]

U PUT MINT ON YOUR RAVIOLI???????????

[shobasuckso]

THEN EXPLAIN THE GREEN STUFF ON THIS!!!!?

[fioblah]

BASIL

[fioblah]

STOP SAYING ITS PARSELY I DONT FUCKING PUT PARSELY ON MY RAVIOLIIIIIIIII

[shobasuckso]

WHATS PARSELY

[tinkertytonkanddownwiththenazis]

THIS IS PARSLEY

THIS IS BASIL

AND THIS IS MINT

WHICH ONE ARE YOU PUTTING ON YOUR RAVIOLI?!?!?!

[shobasuckso]

ITS ALL LEAF!!!!????

[digital-magus]

Just pull shit off a tree and throw it in the pot it's all leef!

[adjoint-law]

Future archaeologists will assume that civilization's downfall was inevitable

[fruitsoftheweb]

Cough Aerosol Plume - Coughy Cup Video

[moistwithgender]

kurt cobain is corrupted with a dark disease and despite all of his efforts cannot protect us

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

*coughs into a cup to turn my cough into a beam attack*

[warped25]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lofeel]

[rafaewlx]

[drunk-gay]

👁👃🏼👁

[joshpeck]

me actively isolating myself from the little social connections i still have with others despite knowing good and well it will inevitably make my mental health worse later

[cosmos-kitty]

･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 👁️👅👁️*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ

(based on this image)

[pikaole]

🦜Lovebird, Toucan, Tit, Duck and Chicken🦆🐓

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