Ummm.....

[yurimom]

this is really just my favorite tiktok

[unclefather]

there’s so many things going on here that we can’t talk about right now

[chaosthedemon]

how dare you hide this in the notes

[thirstghosting]

in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie

[friendlylycanthrope]

What about American idiot

[thirstghosting]

well we all know which gender i am for forgetting this one

[thecarlosramos]

[holleywoodsigns]

[basedandfatpilled-deactivated20]

[mysharona1987]

Well, Fire fighter dude certainly didn’t hold back on his thoughts.

[powerburial]

[sour-charity]

ummm.no

[rabidlitmajor]

Noooo don't get a tattoo it's so permanent blah blah blah my tattoo is whatever I want it to be and today it's an octopus

[gingeremo]

[stochastic-shieldmaiden]

Is it me or does Jupiter in this also look like calcifer from howls moving castle

[april]

this is the worst planet i've ever lived on

[boghermit]

Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics 

[youngavengersonly]

And so it begins!

[guerrillatech]

[richardjager-deactivated2023010]

“Autism hasn’t got anything to do with it. He’s an asshole because he’s got about 70 different silver spoons shoved straight up his ass.”

-My Aunt Debbie, discussing Elon Musk after several glasses of Chianti.

[akiyty]

Aunt Debbie is right and she should drink up and say so

[drst]

Tumblr would like to buy Aunt Debbie several more rounds.

[captain-mqnica-deactivated20221]

if caleb mclaughlin can’t be miles morales PLEASE make him iron lad for a young avengers movie/tv show since KANG THE CONQUEROR IS A BLACK MAN!! :)

[goodboyaesthetic]

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

me: it was just a dream

me (internally): .. or prophecy ..

[depsidase]