angel of the lord

Dynamite with a laser beam (I'm buckleupcas)

[thexfiles]

[weloveshortvideos]

[pokyfriends]

Fuckin weebs

[sydsir]

I’ve been to so many old bookstores in the past month. It smells gr8.

heres a good omens print

process gif here

[duhpendent]

*sticks my leg in the air* give me attention

[igglooaustralia]

Wow y'all really have Kim out here thinking that this is all her fault. That she deserved to be dragged out of her bed in the middle of the night, tied up, and thrown into a bathtub scared for her life, because of her wealth. 

 This “well she shouldn’t have…” done this or that, victim-blaming mentality has absolutely got to stop. No one is doing this to you guys when you post whatever it is that you just got on IG. I don’t care how much you don’t like The Kardashians. Celebrities are humans too, and people should be able to have their belongings in peace, no matter how wealthy or poor. No one should be scared to live their life

[consecratedcas]

Paramedic: What's the emergency?

Me: Look, I've lost a lot of blood

Me: Or rather, I mean

Me: I actually know where my blood is, but

[theinturnetexplorer]

Being a nature photographer seems great, maybe I should try…

[hareofhrair-in-a-funny-hat]

[garama-deactivated20140723]

I forgot I was supposed to go sleep.

[prokopetz]

Concept: fantasy species where the ladies are nine-foot-tall horrors of teeth and claws and the men look like lithe twentysomething pretty-boys wearing body paint.

[prokopetz]

(Well, except for the Wise Elders. You can tell when a male is a Wise Elder because he looks mid thirties instead of early twenties and trades in the twinky underwear model aesthetic for a stubbly-yet-well-groomed Hot Dad vibe.)

[labias]

I love getting called baby like Yes it’s true I am a baby but most importantly I am Your baby so please say it again

[awwww-cute]

Happy about something

[elderstunningham]

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

[ewaneneollav]

[warmbun]

me: *wailing dramatically while wandering the halls of my dark mansion in a long black chiffon dressing gown with a black feather trim that trails behind me about a foot over a simple and elegant black silk slip dress, holding a fully lit candelabra and leaving a trail of wax drippings on my hardwood floors*

my spouse: *turns on the hall light* we fucking talked about this

[polandgallery]

Polish women have won. Abortion will not be banned in Poland. #czarnyprotest. Jaroslaw Gowin, the Minister of Science and Higher Education, said the protests by women have ‘caused us to think and taught us humility’.

[new-------blog-deactivated20161]

👏👏

[cheeso]

shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

[consecratedcas]

me at 13: im MATURE FOR MY AGE!!! so tired of people not taking me seriously >: (( i am a teenager... i'm plenty smart and experienced and everything

me now, hearing someone is 13: ohgh my god. this is a Child