Distracting you..... considerately

"No man is so old as he who has outlived enthusiasm"-Henry David Thoreau A short, sassy Carolina girl, music nerd <3 and roses to my SAI ladies, science nerd, and vampire of the night lab.

[klbmsw]

Remember to change your clocks on Sunday and your government on Tuesday.

[r-dart]

[timemachineyeah]

  I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again - 

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone. 

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time. 

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office. 

[eroticmirotic]

Reblogging hard for that last comment.

[nyardynn]

I WANTED TO SAY THIS BUT THEN SOMEONE ELSE DID and I’m damn proud.

[cushfuddled]

GLORIOUS

[whoopsimwitchy]

HOLY SHIT I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO SHOOK THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

WELL FREAKIN SAID 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[theconcealedweapon]

[books-in-order]

This good boy is a chimera, which is an animal that is genetically two animals, in this case he’s a yellow and black lab. This means he is twice the good boy. (Not my picture, found on Facebook)

[kineticpenguin]

this is by far the least upsetting dog chimera I’ve ever seen

[bace-jeleren]

Reblogging for Good Dog Chimera

Reblog for protection from the Bad Dog Chimera™ (you know the one)

[consideratedistractions]

This is the dog version of my Cersei!!

[chewedcorn]

All the time!

[jvlianbashir]

just watched a man ice skate a whole routine to cotton eye joe while wearing denim overalls. ladies, i may be in love.

[jvlianbashir]

this shit is so cute!!! he looks like he’s having a great time!!

[saint-batrick]

i gasped so hard at the final move that i choked on my own spit.

[coelecanthheart]

That’s a baby US champion Jason Brown!

He’s really big on exciting and artistic choreographies, took Hamilton to the grand prix and just puts on an overall good show. Also a cutie pie both on and off the ice and should really be one of your faves.

[consideratedistractions]

This is my Easter poem for a Coronavirus Easter. 

[catasters]

[consideratedistractions]

this is me.....

[abdulraveman]

[yassmines]

im losing my mind….shes jus a lil baby…

[jenniferrpovey]

She’s oiling!

Sea otters have oil glands in their cheeks, and the vigorous rubbing is how they extract the oil, which then forms a layer on top of their fur.

(And yes, she is adorable).

[scienceisbeauty]

And once the storm is over, you won’t remember how you made it through, how you managed to survive. You won’t even be sure, whether the storm is really over. But one thing is certain. When you come out of the storm, you won’t be the same person who walked in. That’s what this storm’s all about.

Haruki Murakami

(via scienceisbeauty)

[chewedcorn]

Baby elephant crossing a river

[wherehappythingsgo]

HIS

LITTLE

TRUNK!!!!!!!

how freaking adorable!!

[dailyshowbiz]

A LEGEND

[totesjustmaddie]

Mister Rogers’ television Goodbye

[liberal-memes]

[rcmclachlan]

Turns out, 2000 was 20 years ago. Which is odd, since 1980 was also.

[bebx]

Marvel not letting Loki fall face down to the ground during the final battle in Endgame when Doctor Strange opened the portals and asked if that was everybody then the last portal opened and Loki fell to the ground, saying, “I’ve been falling for five years,” was a total missed opportunity.

Marvel not letting Mjolnir fly into Loki’s hand, when Thor was losing to Thanos in Endgame final battle then he looked and saw his hammer in his brother’s hand with Loki saying, “your savior is here!” Was also a missed opportunity.

[chewbacca]

Scooby-Doo! and the Witch’s Ghost (1999)