Randomness Personified

Honestly, I would love to do a tumblr about a specific thing, but I'm so scatterbrained (I'm a millenial so it fits) that this is what I've come up with. Okay, yes I'm obsessed with comic books and everything to do with them, but I watch tv like it's my job and read like nobody's business. I would also like to point out that this blog will also post a crap ton of things about lgbt representation in the media, or lack there of, and how our society needs just a wee bit of work to be inclusive of everyone. Also, as a sidenote, I'll probably post just random funny stuff as well. And I almost forgot, one of my fave passtimes is looking at fanart that people have posted. I cannot draw to save my life so anything that's even slightly artsy, in my opinion, is just the most amazing thing on the planet. Hope you enjoy!! P.S. My logo on this blog will change periodically with what I'm obsessed with at the moment... So it'll change a lot. P.P.S. FYI, if you see a lone picture, it might have others attached to it, just look to the left or the right and if you see arrows, click on them, it'll show the pics.

[headspace-hotel]

idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little

[findingfeather]

Alternatively: it's not killing the mood at all but it's totally making both of them giggle like they're twelve and possibly get lowkey competitive in a subconscious way about who has the most to drop.

[beyondthisdarkhouse]

The more that I think of it the more I'm seeing the incredible intimacy of letting someone know where you keep your backup knife.

Like my god, the trust involved in letting someone undress you and learn your secrets instead of popping into the bathroom to change where they can't see and hiding all your weapons under the sink

[headspace-hotel]

...Oh

[brainsforbabyjesus]

second alternative: you go to hide all your weapons under the sink but there’s already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink.

awkward

[tyrannosaurus-trainwreck]

It’s not that there’s already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink that makes it awkward so much as that there’s so many weapons hidden underneath the sink that they fall out of the cabinet with the unmistakable sound of a knife-alanche, and then the other person comes in like “I can explain!” and you’re just dead-ass standing there with your own armload of weapons like “I can also explain.”

[fenrislorsrai]

Married version is shoving your hand in your partner’s clothes when you’re out of weapons because you KNOW where their spare is.  Or wearing a weapon in a spot you can’t draw from yourself because its now spare storage for your spouse’s weapons.

[justlookatthosesausages]

Every single one of you is a genius

[leconcombrerit]

I remember working as a retail intern at Ikea, helping people design their kitchen on the computers.

I especially remember the anti-Karen I helped once. After spending quite a bit of time helping her, she asked to see my manager. I had just started out a few weeks earlier, and let me tell you I got so scared hearing those words. I told her my manager wasn’t here but that if she had something to say, an older colleague was in charge of us interns. She went to him (I was basically dying inside), and told him that I had done tremendously good work, and that she wished he told that to the manager. It was so kind. 

I also remember the young man who, upon learning I was an intern, asked me what stuff I still had trouble doing and asked for just that. We both knew he had no intention of buying that plain stone, super expensive custom-made tabletop. But he thought it would be a good occasion for me to practice with no pressure. He let me take all the time I needed to get it right. That was nice.

The old lady I helped twice, and who wanted to add some details and order her furniture in a month or so ; when I told her I wished her well because my internship would be over by then, she seriously considered rushing a little because she wanted to keep working with me. It was nice.

The three 30ish friends who worked at some factory for what I know to be low wages, that I helped for two hours with some complicated kitchen layout. They wanted to give me a tip, even though tips are far from common in France, let alone in Ikea. I refused because it was against the rules. They insisted I was barely paid and did great work. Still no. They gave me some papers back, and I found 10 euros inbetween the pages. 

The lady who also wanted to give a tip -and let me know that I should check the third drawer in the exposition kitchen. I found 20 euros there. 

The woman who thanked me for making her very shy teenage daughter laugh to tears while working on their kitchen plan. 

Wherever those people are now, I hope they’re well. Be kind to retail workers. It may not be much to you, but I can assure you we do remember those things even seven years later. This is just so important. 

[aye-write]

[mugetsupipefox]

Me trying to leave a comment on a fic I love but not knowing what to say

[sailermoon]

By anna-laura art

[kinogane]

Love the idea that Twilight's so obsessed with maintaining fake identities and cover stories, as a job, that after he just got nicked from a colossal real kick strong enough to trigger a shockwave from his drunk fake wife playing a fake witch and as he's getting peppered with more real kicks his main thought is "hold up since when do witches throw hands"

[notyourjaan]

If you experienced trauma in childhood or had a rough childhood, dude listen to me. Offer yourself play. You were deprived of it.

Keep bubbles in the house, blow bubbles in the yard, blow them in your room, get a coloring book that doesn’t have to be an adult one with mandalas, watch cartoons, laugh at stupid things, dress up as a superhero for Halloween, wear a Santa hat on Christmas and big light up snowflake earrings, lay down on the floor, lay down in the grass, eat eggos for dinner sometimes. It’s not stupid. You’re not childish. You’re giving your inner child what they had taken from them. They deserve it.

[personal-scientist]

I don't want to derail this post because it's an important message, and OP has addressed it to the people who most need to hear it. But... can i just add, for people who don't feel like they can give themselves permission to do this, that you can give yourself these things even if you didn't overtly experience trauma in childhood?

Even if you never thought of your upbringing as painful or malicious, you can and should still give yourself things you missed out on. Take that class! Learn that skill! Eat the foods you like, or branch out into new ones! Jump in piles of leaves and decorate your walls the way you want them.

Give yourself the things you couldnt have as a kid, especially if you didn't really get to have a childhood, but even if you didn't have the childhood you wanted. Go for a bike ride with friends. Go stargazing. Whatever it was that you feel like you missed, it's important to seek those things and remember that play and joy aren't exclusive to childhood.

[notyourjaan]

I don’t think you derailed this at all and think this was a really thoughtful addition. So thank you!

[moxapologist]

A few years ago me and my housemates went to a toy shop specifically to buy ourselves something silly that we weren’t allowed as kids. I played with magic sand for days afterwards and it brought me so much joy. Do the thing. Let yourself play.

[nicholasnelsons]

nick: thATS HOMOPHOBIC, HARRY. and i rEaLLy dONT LIKE YOU. happy birthday <333

me:

[funnytwittertweets]

[whereflowersbloom]

Fanfiction writers:

[zuppizup]

[mistarover]

annabeth chase being played by a black girl is so important. little black girls will finally be able to see that THEY can be heroes too, they can be smart and brave, and they can be whatever they want to be

[radiofreederry]

I love living a country on the brink of anti-LGBT pogroms

[snowywarmthkuya]

☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️

this isnt funny, everybody in the notes making jokes about this is insane. this is going to get children abused.

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

I have been waiting all year to post this.

[gimmeblood]

fedex trying to say my package will be here by the end of the day when the package is still like 4 states away. that driver must be doing like 150 all the way here

[spookymooks]

[fernlom]

I scrolled past then I though “wait that’s funny” and I reblogged

[rylandsgrace]

Moon Knight episode 4 + text posts

[knightsf]

[rabdoidal]

sorry im in my birds of prey x the batman era, but i think it would be so funny to see harley try and get bruce out of his shell by doing various activities with him like:

harley and bruce go down to the boardwalk/carnival and spend the day going on rickety rides and eating corndogs and doing those dorky photobooths. bruce is standing in the same position with the same blank expression the entire time

harley teaches bruce how to roller-skate and is holding his arms like you would with a kid. he looks like hes concentrating very hard on not falling over but is otherwise completely blank

harley takes him to a nightclub and he stands in the middle of the dancefloor while harley dances on/around him. he has his arms crossed and doesnt move the entire time

and at the end of the day bruce drops her off at her apartment and says “thanks, i had a really nice time” and harley says “me too! you’re a really good hang!” and both of them are being completely sincere. 

[rabdoidal]

also it’s so key that harley did dress him and this is the fit:

[rabdoidal]

DO YOU SEE MY VISION? DO YOU SEE IT?