Jane Austen Powers

she/her The chances of finding out what’s really going on in the universe are so remote, the only thing to do is hang the sense of it and keep yourself occupied- Douglas Adams

[esarity11]

how daniel molloy feels after trying to conduct an accurate interview about vampires, but his subjects are louis de pointe du lack of information, lestat de lyingcourt, armanipulator, and claudead.

[achillesinhighheels]

[the-uss-premise]

pov: u can see gay energy and mr. spock just beamed aboard

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[tall]

[my0clonic-jerk]

[3000s]

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

[3000s]

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

[kukuro-cheli]

Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

[dogpuppy]

[devinellekurtz]

My very first tiger drawing and my latest

[formaldehydedoesstuff]

Your skill level is unquestionable but listen.

I love him.

[introvertsnation]

Follow me @introvertsnation

My INSTAGRAM | YOUTUBE

[draculadaily-memes]

May 4

[burnt-kloverfield]

I love that the yearly return of Dracula Daily has become a Tumblr holiday and that it has evolved from "My Good Friend Jonathan has sent me a letter" to "My Good Friend Jonathan is stuck in a time loop, let's make paprika hendl about it."

[newyorkcitywater]

why is the human body composed of such capricious tubes

[graintaire]

[ultramaddie]

when it happens, there will be a crab rave like no other

[ultramaddie]

every day i ask the crabs “is now the time?”

and every day the crabs sadly reply with a negative

[edgebug]

[piranya]

[edgebug]

[bastardofmothman]