Jane Austen Powers @janeausten-powers - Tumblr Blog

a scene must be included PRIOR to sex where the characters READ their birth certificates OUT LOUD so the reader will know they were born on the SAME DATE to avoid any disgusting AGE GAPS

camille-lachenille

cosmicretreat

nosimpincurly

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

catherinebunnington

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

butaretheyanalien

I get $250,000 me and all my homies getting top surgery

whyenn-reader

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

whyenn-reader

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

owa-tagoo-siam

kunosoura

I know it feels good as fuck to cast spells from up there

kosmogrl

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

aceofpans

it’s because of the curse

ghostlybluetrain

it’s because of the curse

bonivers

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

secondbeatsongs

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

dragongirlafro

ok i know i'm one to talk but genuinely if you think 👍 or ❤️ is "passive aggressive" you might be spending a bit too much time on your phone jeez louise

dragongirltitties

who thinks 👍 is passive aggressive i read it as an old timey mobster going "on it boss"

mollyjames

Whenever I use thumbs up I'm sticking my hand out from under a pile of rubble, too exhausted to speak, but signalling I'm okay

derinthescarletpescatarian

I’m tapping the feed to acknowledge the message like Murderbot

baddywronglegs

I use 👍in text exactly how I use it in meatspace: I concur in a way I am too autistic to put into words worth you consuming. "This response could have been an emoji" ass conversations you know. Say less 👍

spectrallydistracted

Our entire ND family uses an IRL thumbs up to signal, you know, thumbs up shit. Everyone from my dad (who died a year ago at 90–yeah, he doesn’t do it anymore that I know of) to the 3-year-old grandkid. It’s a quick shorthand we all understand. Nothing passive-aggressive about it.

I think those are the same people who have issues with terminal punctuation in texts. Too bad. I can’t be arsed to care if you’re too lazy to type a period at the end of a sentence and my doing so makes you feel inferior.

cryptotheism

Uncles and Nephews can perform especially powerful attacks together. Experiment with different uncles and nephews to discover their unique abilities.

punkitt-is-here

this is what LMFAO did with party rock anthem

bogleech

The christian family in these memes (which are absolutely all over facebook these days) genuinely do always look miserable. Who the fuck is relating to these stock mormon farm cultists. That is a couple who made love only once in pitch darkness with bags on their heads then celebrated the pregnancy with a feast of uncooked potatoes and warm tapwater. The baby seems intrigued though. Maybe only by the bottle of pills??

sunshine-tattoo

Could not leave this in the tags <3

hakaimono

"I would have come for you. And if I couldn't walk, I'd crawl to you"

professorsparklepants

It is still sooooooo fucking funny that tumblr, the "fuck that old man" website, the villain apologist website, AND the paranormal boyfriend website read Dracula and went "Count Dracula sucks, we hate this dude." Planetary alignment levels of unlikely.