Dead Is An Understatement

Your local ghost kid that loves to help out!! I'll most likely just repost funny images here. If anyone wants to talk, I'm always open!

[jevilcore]

[marisatomay]

all mosquitoes deserve to die

[jinxtus-deactivated20210311]

Awww, come on dude, don’t be like that. I mean, you know the ecosystem would collapse without them :o

[marisatomay]

[aleesshu]

Actually fun fact, mosquitoes are one of the few species that if they went extinct, the ecosystem wouldn’t be affected very much and no real harm would come from removing mosquitoes entirely !

[marisatomay]

Let The Extermination Begin

[prophecyguy]

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

[evast]

My improvement as an artist has been to just add gradients. Just add a gradient, just do it just add some gradients to ur art meal

[moonsilk-deactivated20200420]

ingradiance

[sour-watermelons]

What the fuck is the universe trying to teach me right now

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police

[watermelon--felon]

Frogy

[craeig]

"#this is a jimmy valmer love zone ONLY" - Kyle

god anon you’re so right

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I have no ability to percieve myself on a physical level. I looked at a girl and said "I wish I looked like that" and my friends almost killed me bc apparently she could've been my twin.

When I was younger I read a romantic description in a book of a woman's "Cupid's bow lips" and I lamented to my mom about how desperately I wished to have such lips bc it seemed so romantic and she was like "you literally have a Cupid's bow"

and I was like oh this is great news!

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I wanted to have green eyes so so badly and one day I realized I DO have green eyes but three of my siblings have blue eyes so I just conceptualized myself with the wrong eye color for like. 15 years.

[rorytelling]

Sorry I just

[consideredfalse]

This is actually really common for everyone just to a lesser degree haha

Self perception becomes changeable by emotion, past conversation and experience. So basically to put it easily, if you've ever gotten teased or bullied over a perspective of yourself as a child, that tends to follow you around for life. So if you get called fat, even if you don't perpetually believe you are, you probably view yourself as bigger than your actual size when looking in a mirror or at a picture.

Most people can pick themselves out of a picture, but I've heard it said that if a clone of yourself was walking around you in circles, you would see no connection appearance-wise.

[teneral]

good fucking morning *levitates towards you with ill intent*

[tamamita]

Someone good at math here?

[nickel1817]

yeah

[tamamita]

[shuseph]

Bye

[shuseph]

Fellas you’re in the club and this chimpanzee slaps your girls ass what do you do

[melongorl]

that’s his girl now

[melonboyy]

we’re both his girls now

[cigarettesforcats]

[outofcontextbonappetit]

[ofkindnessandchaos-deactivated2]

[theweirdwideweb]

[princechorus]

Me 2 yrs old in the grocery basket when my mom goes down the soup aisle