Meanderings

god's favorite fuckup 

[normal-horoscopes]

[I WAKE BOLT UPRIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT DEFLECT A CURSE WITH A TENNIS RACKET AND IMMEDIATELY FALL BACK ASLEEP]

[bestiolin]

shu katerina

[tr-shb-g]

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

[ngalitzine]

"The Ilama scene was a happy accident! I knew that if I laughed a potentially great and spontaneous moment would be lost." — KYLE MACLACHLAN

[showyoumyfavoriteobsession]

David Lynch + the road at night

Blue Velvet (1986) Wild at Heart (1990) Lost Highway (1997) Mulholland Drive (2001) Twin Peaks: The Return (2017)

[star-girlfriend]

watching fire walk with me feels like being held hostage tied up in ropes and chains as someone tortures your best friend infront of you i’ve. broken 4 screens trying to get to laura palmer and ill never stop trying

[playingthedeckabove]

once you watch twin peaks you carry laura with you everywhere

[quiggyballs]

straight up ever since i was a little girl ive wanted to beat the fuck out of everyone whose wronged me

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

i think i subconsciously gave up on keeping up with politics the day i slept through the jan 6 riot after getting home from the psych ward and having spent my last night inside staying up reading Nightwood by Djuna Barnes which inexplicably was in their supply of books

[shyseyes]

[vividsunset]

bro screw g**gle's predictive search when I write 'antonym' I fucking mean 'antonym' and am not secretly searching for the word synonym, nor do I want to be provided synonyms. if I wanted synonyms I'd look for them. jfc.

[luimnigh]

Wait so you googled antonym and it gave you the word that means the opposite of what you were looking for?

[vividsunset]

Upon waking up I feel like Jared, 19

[prokopetz]

I understand why a lot of fantasy settings with Ambiguously Catholic organised religions go the old "the Church officially forbids magic while practising it in secret in order to monopolise its power" route, but it's almost a shame because the reality of the situation was much funnier.

Like, yes, a lot of Catholic clergy during the Middle Ages did practice magic in secret, but they weren't keeping it secret as some sort of sinister top-down conspiracy to deny magic to the Common People: they were mostly keeping it secret from their own superiors. It wasn't one of those "well, it's okay when we do it" deals: the Church very much did not want its local priests doing wizard shit. We have official records of local priests being disciplined for getting caught doing wizard shit. And the preponderance of evidence is that most of them would take their lumps, promise to stop doing wizard shit, then go right back to doing wizard shit.

It turns out that if you give a bunch of dudes education, literacy, and a lot of time on their hands, some non-zero percentage of them are going to decide to be wizards, no matter how hard you try to stop them from being wizards.

[nevver]

Some road that goes somewhere, Kimmo Ojaniemi

[moldavite]

hate coming to terms with things. i should be able to cast a fireball instead

[ganondorf]

ppl are rlly trying to defend being on your phone during a movie in the theater what is going on

[ganondorf]

using your phone in a movie theater is a symptom of long covid

[oojamaflip-whatchamacallit]

#the only time you should ever have your phone out in a movie theater is to record the movie illegally#and even then make sure you're brightness is down and it's on silent

[oleander-teacup]

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

fun fact if you put rum(captain morgan), orange crush, and baijiu (dazhigu kaoliang liquor) together in a cup you end up with something that tastes like pure vanilla soda

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

good luck on ratios, i was pouring booze into a can of orange crush

also i can only make so many of these, i got this 100ml of baijiu from a Tianjin cornerstore for the canadian equivalent of two bucks

thoughts on names for this weirdass drink?

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

people putting some got damn poetry in the notes but all i can think of is "vanillain't"

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

#alcohol#food and drink#what the fuck#what spurs ppl to go to the cauldron and brew these abominations#never change plaase I love you ppl#keep at the witch’s brew

your tags are making me lose it bc i use one desk for everything, it currently looks like this (dirty paint/ink water is in the chalice, NOT choccy milk)

i may be unhinged but i think a mixture of these items would actually kill someone

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

#OP that’s an alchemist’s desk#has no one taught you alchemy lab safety omg

listen i haven't drunk inkwater yet i'm finnneeeeee