Consistently Inaccurate

i just want pretty people to tell me that they notice me

[consistentlyinaccurate]

[straightboyfriend]

[kurgy]

self care is staying alive out of spite

[consistentlyinaccurate]

xrayspex

matty: i want to poach the hiking trails tonight in the arboretum after i’ve written my lesson plan for tomorrow

matty: that sentence tells you all you need to know about my feeling conflicted about my identity in grad school

[consistentlyinaccurate]

marxism

jonesy: yknow proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains

matty: i heard u liek dialeckticks?

jonesy: praxis

matty: YAS

matty: brb getting some more weed from my room

jonesy: hahaha

[queercutie-deactivated20160411]

overanalyze and chill

[gemmacorrell]

[naturepunk]

This is my kind of humor.

[consistentlyinaccurate]

yes

[consistentlyinaccurate]

Dearest darling, no one’s in it for the long haul.

[darthuser-6]

[unclefather]

me: *texts* Hey

text: Delivered

my brain: oh my god why did you say that? why did you hit send? what if they’re busy doing other things that you’re never invited to be a part of? what if they hate you? oh my god they hate you and you just texted them and said all that shit. are you joking? are you fucking joking? i can’t believe this

[consistentlyinaccurate]

every. god. damn. time.

[memeguy-com]

You win this round cheese

[ogseitai]

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[official-motherfuckinoedipus-de]

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[river-b]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

[adhoption]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

[saintsideways]

it’s wild times on tumblr tonight

[consistentlyinaccurate]

jonesy: ignore the fact that i just bought shit from urban outfittys tho

matty:judging you a lil for that

jonesy: They had a military olive canvas duffel bag, and i would like a gym bag that is not a free colorado rapids duffel bag i got at a rockies game

matty: go to a goodwill?

jonesy: They never have good bags

matty: >>try harder

matty: also wouldn't am appy have one?

jonesy: Like those are twice the price and not really my aesthetic

matty: but they are made in the usa by immigrant whose wages and bodies are exploited

jonesy: and am appy is still problematic and there is no ethical consumption under capitalism

matty: ethics are a cultural construct

matty: nothing matters

matty: we all die

matty: except for bela

matty: he's already dead

jonesy: Away with you, vile moral relativist!

[consistentlyinaccurate]

Mom and dad visiting

Mom: Oh, there's a Lutheran church right by your apartment. You could go there on Sundays!

Me: Yeah, if I still believed in God.

[lierdumoa]

[whatyouwanted-whatyougot]

I reblog this every time I see it, because it’s one of life’s hardest lessons.

[consistentlyinaccurate]

gahhhhhhhhh

[energiaz]

[energiaz]

Blade Runner was set in 2019, 4 years from now. This isn’t an outtake from the movie - it’s Beijing.

[citylandscapes]

Beijing, China.

[theyuniversity]

[mechanicalriddle]

gonna ride historic on the fury road

[lakedotohio]

Shiny and chrome!

[consistentlyinaccurate]

WITNESS ME

[consistentlyinaccurate]

mlrn