how do i use this thing

poopy buttface

[nore1236-deactivated20240104]

[whoa-bruh]

I just died

[nosdrinker]

why does one ply toilet paper exist

[genkidama-deactivated20171231]

i honestly prefer single ply, it feels lighter and more effective and the rolls last longer because the sheets are thinner.

[nosdrinker]

ok poophands

[snorlaxatives]

does anyone else feel like miley cyrus smokes weed??? idk i kinda get that vibe from her

[phd-n-faggotry-deactivated20190]

Is this a fucking joke

[snorlaxatives]

no i really do get that vibe from her! maybe it’s just me

[ruinedchildhood]

[shugggie]

sorry

[hypergoomba-deactivated20171103]

The Untold Story of What Happened After ‘Back at It Again at Krispy Kreme,’ the Best Vine of All Time

Meet the hero behind the infamous tumble.

[plankhandles]

Cooking show I desperately want: Professional chefs compete to wow and astound totally amateur food critics who don’t know dick about shit. Get eliminated on totally arbitrary grounds such as “I don’t like sour cream.”

[trjoel]

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

i know that avril lavigne was replaced theory is a joke but like 

i have no doubt that 2004 and 2005 are different people, it’s very subtle but if they could do it for dumbledore they could do it to avril 

[lesbeast]

theres a conspiracy theory a la paul mccartney that avril died in 2004 and was replaced by an actress who used to double for her tho

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

why is paul mccartney starting rumors 

[manni23]

[cocvino]

[meanfrog]

[necromorph-slayinglovemachine]

[releaseyourmind]

I cannot believe

[dogmuzzle-deactivated20170328]

me at the dentist

dentist: when was the last time you flossed?

me: bro u were THERE

[minmeau-deactivated20170411]

dismaland - bansky, 2015

[agentromanoff]

reblog with the movie that disturbed you the most in the tags

[xavierdolun]