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“What if raccoons figured out the secret to starting fires?” is the scariest hypothetical question my dad has ever posed

ayellowbirds

that’s the distinction between goblins and raccoons

lesbianshepard

if I was rich i would absolutely go all out weird. commission books handwritten in a made up language. erect strange black spires in the wood. buy a boat, make it look like a perfect copy of one that was used in an 18th century antarctic expedition, and then let it drift to shore miles away. i want every interaction with me to leave people with a sense of impending cosmic horror.

lesbianshepard

me, painstakingly arranging a fake alien-like skeleton sitting at a desk in the hidden room behind my bookcase: this is going to be so cool when they find this in 50 years

c3rvida3

I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened.

c3rvida3

Sometimes I will be holding three or more similarly sized objects and they will all shoot me the kind of warning glances typically reserved for cats who are about to swipe a fresh and crispy fish stick from a small child’s hand.

c3rvida3

I gaze wistfully at a basket of apples and they all think, “Don’t you FUCKING dare,” so hard that I take psychic damage.

transheadcrab

trying to convince my roommate not to eat tinfoil

transheadcrab

stop it bastard

the-nightman783

Is the cats name tinfoil?

nudityandnerdery

On the spectrum of fae traps meant to lure in the unwary and fool them into being stuck in the Courts, the “open box of raspberry Zingers in the bathroom at the 24 hour Starbucks” seems to have a very goblin energy to it.