Consulting Mathematician

✩ Phi ✩ 1996 ✩ Italian ✩ math student ✩ we will make it or die trying✩

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[therustyskull]

@ralfmaximus Showers that will kill you

[ralfmaximus]

Holy shit I thought this was a Sims bit or someone playing with CAD software, but the last few seconds knocked me out

[batbetbitbotbut]

@thebibliosphere I'm pretty sure you are the appropriate recipient for other people's terrifying home renovation choices

[consulting-mathematician]

i need march to be my month please please please!!

[cinturongazo]

[silentglock]

"we gotta protect a mage out in the desert? aw man, this is gonna suck, there's no way they'll survive--oh. oh, everyone's dead."

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[autism-official]

[bugtoucher420]

"I asked ChatGPT--" Okay well I asked this gossip stone and it told me that the treasure you can earn in the Gerudo Training Ground is not as great as you would expect given the difficulty

[mercinarily]

finished these recently, I ordered the charms so if anyone’s interested in them check out my tictail in a couple weeks! I’ll prob post more pics when I get them too

[mieluno]

[squidsune]

[strange-aeons]

How tall are you. I want to spread misinformation about you and am worried about it being accidentally correct

I'm 6'7

[strange-aeons]

I DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THE HOT NEW MEME FOR CHILDREN I WAS MAKING A REGULar JOKE

[mimiadraws]

watching zelda speedruns while i work 🧚

[dogpuppy]

[squiddleward-deactivated2019060]

what the fuck

[beatcroc]

#it’s NOT inexplicable#it’s bc someone based it on the unicode 6 yellow heart#which is colorless but shaded with halftone dots#and someone interpreted that like stubble#and drew this#which is SO FUCKING FUNNY via @animusbell

[eldermindless]

[lightning-and-lavender-fire]

OH MY GOD

THE REASON THE YELLOW HEART IS SHADED THAT WAY IS BECAUSE OF FUCKING HERALDRY HATCHING ISN’T IT

FUCK YEAH AUTISM LET’S GOOOO

[apatheticlexicographer]

big if true

[arkatrine]

@spaghetti-aldente

[spoonfulofhannah]

I wish all chronically ill and disabled people a very “doctors listening to you” November

[rhube]

thank

[gaybichon]

LMFAO

[gaybichon]

[strange-aeons]

please PLEASE make a video about dangerous crow boy who’s job is to destroy plastic

I am 160 pages into the dangerous crow boy book

[strange-aeons]

there are sentences in here

[strange-aeons]

[eyecantread]