i feel like not enough people are exploiting hob not knowing dream’s name for Hijinx Purposes like imagine hob getting kidnapped and being literally incapable of providing any useful information
bad guy: tell us where morpheus is
hob: who?
bad guy: you are hob gadling, yes?
hob: not this century, no
bad guy: but you are the man who’s been coming to the white horse for 600 years
hob: depends who wants to know
bad guy: but do you know dream of the endless? the king of nightmares??
hob: sorry, i’m not really into metal musi—
bad guy: the sandman!! do you know morpheus, the sandman??!?!
hob: oh yeah like the fairy tale?
bad guy: so you DO know him!
hob: yeah i’m familiar with the story, i guess
bad guy: you’re familiar with the sandman
hob: sure
bad guy: so where is morpheus now?
hob: where is who?
Somebody write this

















