You obviously have no idea of the sorts of pressures put on men. I can tell you that there are far more standards imposed upon us than just the three you listed.
First of all, not having a big penis is a big deal according to society. If you have a small penis, or even just an average one, you will find that society finds 1001 ways to demean your worth as a human being. So, fuck your dismissive āmaybe have a big penis.āĀ
On top of your list, thereās stuff like:Ā
Be sensitive (but donāt be a pussy!) Really, just be sensitive towards your partner. And it can be a total act. That sort of superficiality is not discouraged.
Be athletic, but not a jock
Be confident, but not arrogant
Donāt you dare go bald. If you do, youāre a piece of shit.
Donāt ever cry (except for in a small handful of scenarios)
Donāt be gay, bisexual, or have any sort of sexual interests outside of ā¦
ā¦ a robust sexual interest in any woman considered attractive by most peopleās standards, even if theyāre not your standards.Ā
Donāt express discomfort when women make overly aggressive sexual advances towards you (if you do, youāre a āfaggotā)Ā
Donāt ever have bad breath, even for an instant. (same goes for stinky armpits)
Make a lot of money, even at the expense of your own happiness and fulfillment as a human being.Ā
Donāt have emotional depth. Everyone knows men have no feelings beyond wanting to get laid and wanting to look cool in front of their friends.Ā
Donāt make lists like these pointing out that everyone is held to unfair standards based on things like their gender, race, age, class, etc.Ā
