V

Lover of life. Crusader of the Light.

[condom-sizes]

http://www.condom-sizes.org/condom-sizes/find-your-perfect-condom-infographic

http://www.condom-sizes.org/condom-sizes/condom-calculator

http://www.condom-sizes.org/condom-size-chart/condom-size-chart

[missjulyrain-deactivated2018103]

And here is some info on how to pick condoms for your dick or dildoes.

[nemfrog]

Golden bees. The honey bee. 1890. Book cover, detail.

Internet Archive

[onedirectionforever]

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

[onedirectionforever]

turns out i am gay

[monsieurenjlolras]

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

[mywitchcultblr]

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

[thebirdkiwi]

he was a llama

[fritextramole]

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

[lilysaus-reblogs]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame i think this deserves to be here

[contessavermillion]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Original Work Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sage/Tau Summary:

Sage is in love with her straight bestie. Can she be a bigger middle aged dyke cliche? Mostly PWP with some thoughts. 

[paperwings2348]

“This message goes out to all surviving Autobots (Hannigram supporters) taking refuge among the stars.”

In search of Comfort Hannibal fics. Something that will destroy me in the best possible way but they’re simultaneously loved up.

If you’ve written any, have any bookmarked. Please leave them in the comments.

Here’s my tribute: [AO3 link]. But I want to get lost in a mind that’s not my own.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/84496891?view_adult=true&view_full_work=true

[contessavermillion]

I just had one of those : 'You'd be so pretty if you were thin. You should lose weight cos all the men would be crazy about you', interactions and it actually gave me pause. Being fat, and therefore moving through the world as ugly, has given me insight into people that I wouldn't wish away for anything. People are bare to you and honest with you when they think you are worthless, when they think you are undesirable, when they believe your only value is in some kind of service to them. I often wonder if those people on the get thin win dick side of the weight-loss equation ever consider that I desperately do not want men who don't want me in the form I am now. I want nothing to do with a partner who cannot see my magnificence as I am now. Who is not wildly attracted to the fire of me. Who doesn't want to kiss every glorious inch of me. I can only imagine the horror of getting thin and then having people who treated you like shit, or with indifference, suddenly turn a lustful gaze on you. My skin crawls at the thought because those are not people I want anywhere near the truth of me. Bodies change. Age, injury, disease - these things often change your physical form irrevocably and why would you want to be with somebody so fickle and hollow that they can't stand those changes, that they cannot be with you utterly throughout those transformations. I'm not even a little bit interested in the shallow legion of potential suitors that might appear if I got thin. God forbid. Ugh.

[mayomkun]

Always keep your partner safe so you can continue arguing with him.

[exxos-von-steamboldt]

[delicatefury]

I just googled this and… yes, it’s absolutely real.

And there are so many articles and videos and discussions. Like, the scientific community is buzzing about this.

So much research will have to be redone because the data was absolutely compromised, off by orders of magnitude, by using standard lab gloves.

The world is probably not horrifically contaminated by microplastics. Sterile laboratories, however, are contaminated by latex and nitrile gloves.

Thank God someone bothered to check.

[beardedmrbean]

>I just googled this and… yes, it’s absolutely real.

Sources beyond dude just trust me, for the skeptics.

Scientists shocked to find lab gloves may be skewing microplastics data

Scientists may have been unknowingly inflating microplastics pollution estimates, and the surprising source could be their own lab gloves. A

https://www.technologynetworks.com/applied-sciences/news/scientists-lab-gloves-may-be-causing-an-overestimation-of-microplastics-411138

Nitrile and latex gloves may cause overestimation of microplastics, U-M study reveals

Nitrile and latex gloves that scientists wear while they are measuring microplastics may lead to a potential overestimation of the tiny poll

Nitrile and latex gloves may cause overestimation of microplastics - Phys.org (it’s a pdf)

An Embarrassing Mistake May Have Skewed Microplastics Research All Along

Researchers discovered a standard piece of lab equipment has added thousands of microplastic ‘false positives’ per each square-millimeter un

Ordinary Lab Gloves May Have Skewed Microplastic Data

Ordinary Lab Gloves May Have Skewed Microplastic Data: That doesn’t mean microplastics aren’t a problem, though

That should be enough

[bengurli]

u know what my goal is to eat pastries in different countries

[gothredy]

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[nattousan]

ok so, I approached my local library with a proposal to donate a mural as a way to A: build portfolio/gain practical experience and B: give back to a beloved public institution. The director was very enthusiastic about it and i've been working on it since the beginning of March. Come with me as I endeavor to paint what is in all honesty an excessive amount of birds

I wanted the birds to look like they were actually in the space so first thing after doing the draft was to do a lighting study

after that I covered the walls in letters in lieu of a projector/vr headset bc i have neither of those :) Then i take a picture of the section of wall and superimpose the lineart over top of it so I can pencil in the lines

et voila

and that was a whole week on it's own so next comes the paintin' >:)

[contessavermillion]

This is so beautiful 😭😍💗🙏🏾

[tall]

[veryluckyclovers]

[socialistexan]

Babe wake up, new all time great image just dropped

[tortellinigirl]

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

[hcrzallerliebst-a-deactivated20]

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

[tortellinigirl]

okay, i hate men

[1dietcokeinacan]

[arctic-hands]

When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

[evilsoup]

[gilliagandy]

Truly thrilled to finally find this post on my dash.