selectively curated trash.

mostly fandom trash blog. taylor swift. dimension 20. kpop demon hunters. fourth wing. acotar. vtm. critical role. dropout. wayhaven chronicles. schurniverse. dragon age. mass effect. disney. mcu. adventure time. steven universe. gravity falls. miraculous adventures of ladybug and chat noir. vlog brothers. star wars. bee and puppycat. over the garden wall. musicals. miscellany. i don't really know how else to warn you that i'm a millennial cringe dispenser. Avatar pic by boaillustration, used with permission.

[luvvfannys]

[conteur-reveur]

Not to call a shot real early, but that missile that Vesper BAT CHILD swallows into the Abyss is definitely gonna wake up an Antideluvian, right? Like Emily is definitely going to be the Harbinger of Gehenna? It feels basically pre-ordained.

[girl-intrigued]

Babygirl

[conteur-reveur]

I don't know a ton about K-Drama but I know this show wants me to love Alex as Kitty's big brother so I'm really looking forward to whatever it is Margot Covey ends up doing in Soeul.

[conteur-reveur]

Listen. All things considered I was *very* close.

[thelaurenshippen]

[rylandsgrace]

Love begins again

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

So we're all gonna let the new Harry Potter show die on the vine, right? No hatewatching. No thinkpieces. No videos about how bad it is. Deprive it of oxygen and let it wither away unremarked-upon and unprofitable; make HBO lose their entire investment and prove to the corporate entertainment sphere that the entire IP is poison. And spend that time doing something that brings you joy instead.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[ofishal-fish-posts]

reblog to send the fish on a trip around tumblr

[foxpost-generator]

Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.

[therebloggening]

What a beautiful octopus.

[your-local-foxgirl]

Common misconception! This is actually a fuck!

[sparrowsarecool]

@misidentifying-animals-in-posts May you tell us what this creature is?

[misidentifying-animals-in-posts]

Eastern fence lizard (Sceloporus undulatus). Unless the gif is in reverse, in which case it’s a Western fence lizard (Sceloporous occidentalis).

[mrsqadiral-asmai]

I was possessed

[notfinancialadvice]

This is so fucking embarrassing. This is one of the most embarrassing business quips I have ever seen in my entire vile career.

[birdsareblooming]

coat bath

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

tag yourselves i'm the GREAT ROOM beside the GOURMET KITCHEN

[pocket-deer-belly]

i remade it in the sims 4

[conteur-reveur]

I am running a Vampire: the Masquerade game right now and one of my players is gonna be so deeply disappointed that the bad guy they're hunting isn't another supernatural. He's just a fucked up mortal serial killer who happens to work for his evil mega corporation.

The villain of this arc is just Some Guy because it's WORLD OF DARKNESS, BABY, WHY SHOULD THEIR MORTALS BE ANY BETTER THAN OURS.

[spacehippieface]

[bedabug]

truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes

what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink

and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages

every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink

anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands

[dippyface]

[conteur-reveur]

I don't know how my brain decides to fancast certain things, but I'm reading Jennifer Armentrout's Covenant series and apparently the Artemis of my dreams for this series is Kesha.

In a similar act of mental maliciousness, I think this idiot that navigates my consciousness has also decided that Apollo is Jason Stackhouse from True Blood. (I know the actor's name is Ryan Kwanten but the accent is incredibly important.)

[grayintogreen]

Absolutely giddy that the format for CR4 is DESIGNED to make the most annoying people in this fandom angry, but is also designed to make me, a person who loves ensemble stories and will never say no to fun and inventive changes to the status quo, very happy.