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Boyd I met you in among us and I was lime green and my name was GIVEMELIME and I love you so please reach out to me
As the staff post about ad-free tumblr continues to get thousands of notes telling staff to fuck off in the tags, I wanna remind you that this website's days are numbered. Tumblr is still unprofitable and by some modern-day miracle none of its acquiring companies pulled the plug on this money pit. But it will happen if it continues its trajectory.
Whether you like it or not, Tumblr needs to make money off you somehow in order to stay up. It either serves ads or asks for money to use it. This has been a paradigm on the web longer than many of you have been alive. It's Tumblr's job to make money right now because it's well past its grace period of being a black hole for cash. This has actually always been Tumblr's job, since it is a corporation, but that's capitalism for ya.
If you want Tumblr to be here for free and you want to continue to use it, you do yourself a disservice by opposing any changes Tumblr makes in order to pay for its costs. When this site finally goes belly-up then you're gonna be Tumblr-less until whatever startup takes its place and the cycle repeats itself.
If you think it should just ask for donations Wikipedia-style, remember that if and when that happens, there will be users repeating the same tired bullshit about giving Tumblr any money.
@coochie-clencher
According to this, we may have to move our DND shenanigans to discord
If that were the case I may actually remember we do it lol
These look like old timey black and white photos but itās actually the Mackinac bridge like. Right now
I love Michigan
āFucking Pig.ā
āIām a stripper not a cop.ā
āOh god Iām so sorry, thank you for your contribution to the community, sir.ā
The cooch holds everlasting knowledge that once you tap into you shall hold the knowledge of gods
he was in the fridge!!!
ovbiously this person has done so much research and cares about their tortoise so much butā¦. the mf idea of having a live tortoise in a TUPPERWARE?! IN MY FRIDGE?? WITH ME FOOD? ahahahaha
the concept of opening someone elseās fridge only to find a WHOLE ASS TORTOISE in there⦠idk if Iād ever recover
@esperantoauthor when the food doesnāt come to Tesla, Tesla comes to the food
Reminds me of when I accidentally stumbled across this photo for the first timeā¦
mutuals put me in your fridge
Back in 2015, I went over to a classmateās house for group project work late in the fall, and in the middle of working on the presentation, offered to grab sodas for people but they were out of pepsi and Andrew whose house we were at said āOh, thereās more in the basement fridge.ā
So I go down to the basement, which is well-lit and finished and indeed there are more pepsi but also in the fridge is a massive tortise. This animal was the dimensions of a desktop computer and probably outweighed a labrador. Itās not moving, and is set in the middle of a plastic tray so itās apparently supposed to be there. I go back upstairs.
āHey Andrew.ā I say, nonchalantly. āSo is the tortise in the fridge down there for soup or what?ā
āThe what?ā says the other member of the group project. I donāt remember her name, just that she always wore her hair in pigtails with butterfly clips that were based on real butterflies and she had at least a dozen species.
āOh! No, thatās Andrew Too.ā he says. āHis species hibernates so he stays in the fridge for the holidays.ā
āYou named your tortise after you?ā I ask.
āNo, uh- Well, my grandfather got him in Egypt or somewhere while he was on leave during the war and He was named Andrew, so he thought it would be funny to name him āAndrew Tooā. ā¦Then Mom named me after him so Gandpa left me Andrew Too in his will. Heās pretty cool when heās awake. Lets us dress him up for summer holidays, doesnāt bark.ā
āOh!ā Said Butterflies. āMy dad served in the Gulf War too! What unit was he in?ā
āOh no, Grandpa was with the Royal Air Force in World War Two. Andrew Too is going to be 70 this year! Weāre going to make him a carrot cake!ā
āis that for soup?ā
āNo, thatās my uncleā
just watched anastasia for the first time and........... im... ???
I don't think helping blind people is what prevents the dismantling of nuclear weapons
NO š
Iām George RR MartinĀ
growing up in maine us writers were of course always comparing ourselves to stephen king. Ā TURNS OUT HEāS FUCKING WRITER GEORG
āaverage writer writes 3 books a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person writes 1 book per year. Steven King, who lives in cave & writes over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
My favourite quote from Steven King was something likeĀ āI am a salami writer. I try to make good salami, but salami is salami.ā
yeah heās just whack.
Lights out in my ass
Crown royal in my ass
Oh no guys⦠oh no
Gentle vampire in my ass
Lucyās
Reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a healthy sleep schedule
Thanks for the tag @mijagif ā„ļøā„ļø
Youāre starring in a movie with the last person saved in your camera roll and the last song you listened to is the title. Who/what is it?
Is this porn? Not complaining šš„š„
Tagging: @lexondeck @withmyteeth @frattsparty @thenamesnicolexo @sunnyfleur23 @nessamc @newyorkrican922 @fangirl-life @jemmakates
not gunna post the gif but I saved a lmm gif from my most recent set
idek what type of movie this would be
thanks for the tag!!!
no pressure tags: @newmoonxy @call-me-moo @thehandsomelamplighter @urmomisinmybedrn @benaddicted-linfanuel @youpsychoticoldgoat @beecastle & literally anyone that sees this and wants to do it!!
Ummmmā¦
Soā¦I guessā¦heh hehā¦
I mean, Iām not complaining. Hot damn. š
You Should See Me in a Crown starring J. Alexandria and Benedict Cumberbatch.
since you didn't tag anyone I'll take it as an open tag - oh look, two at the price of one:
The Whores Hustle and The Hustles Whore (by PJ Harvey), feat. FluffSmut, Martin Freeman and Benedict Cumberbatch
... there's a pulp movie idea there
tagging (no pressure): @eplapourdissant @rachel1337 @bbcbluebell @shiplocks-of-love @helloliriels
Oh yes @fluffbyday-smutbynight I think we'd both enjoy a sad romantic movie "She's not gone yet but she's leaving"
Starring me and FREEBEARD
That's my dream
Please Hollywood hear me this is a message
@bachfor-reichenbatch @arwamachine
Thanks for the tag, @eplapourdissant! š„°
Literally anything I star is bound to be a huge flop but eh its worth a try š
Hymn for the Weekend, starring me and Benedict Cumberbatch/Stephen Strange
Out in theatres never :) (sadly)
Like always, no pressure to those tagged!
@demonicangeling @itsadeathfrisbee @mentally-unstable-fangirl @sherlocked13 @thequirkyotter @andbreathenormally @someof-thisrandom
Thanks for the tag, @bachfor-reichenbatch
Exile , featuring me and Taylor swift š
I love this
Tags : @jawnn-watson @helloliriels @angrybagginshieldbakery @consultwithmouse @imjohnlocked87 @moriartyscrumptious
@sherlocked13 tags for tagging me*smooch*
The Song I last listened is: Love you like a movie by Anthem Lights
Tagging: @writingismydivision @johnlock-rocks @coolgirl10 @doggos85
Thanks for tagging me @jawnn-watson š
.......pretty weird but I love Misha Collins
Tags: @berainbowsparklez @coochie-clencher
Thanks homie @coolgirl10
VERY different vibes but I'm not against it
@thesexyanarchist @the-weird-smol-bean @kitsykatsy
My little brother Ryan has been missing for a week.. He is now across stat⦠Kailey Marlette needs your support for HELP BRING RYAN HOMEā¼ļøMIS
ā¼ļøā¼ļøPLEASE HELP ME FIND MY LITTLE BROTHER!! THIS IS AN EMERGENCYā¼ļøā¼ļø
Heās a missing native child and at EXTREME RISK! The cops arenāt doing SHIT!
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WE NEED HELP NOW. Unfortunately GFM takes a big cut and takes awhile.
Hereās where you can help asap:
Go to paypal.me/YvesOrage and type in the amount. Since itās PayPal, it's easy and secure. Donāt have a PayPal account? No worries.
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Posting updates on GFM & my insta, miigwetch for being kind & helping during this traumatic time
He went missing 10 days ago!! & I need help to be able to focus on my family
I miss him so much š itās been very hard too eat or sleep or do anything.. I am my families support system so I havenāt been able to rest. Iām also worried about trying to find a lawyer & not having the $, & how Iām going to afford to pay for anything as Iām on my own in this.. SIGNAL BOOST
Iāve seen DOGS meet their goal for more $$ in a single day. So please help me.. this is an emergency and i need to be able to take care of my family and concentrate fully on THEM.
My mother doesnāt need to worry about these bills either. Miigwetch to everyone who has helped in some way, you mean everything to meš¤youāre literally a life saver..
Updates will be on the GFM & my insta. Thank you for being kind during this painful time
I've made a meme
Hi coochie-clencher !! You asked for my video??
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