K

24 | Genderfluid | They/Them (18+ Only, Minors DNI)

[coolbeanzsnz]

Hey Y’all!

I’m K! Welcome to my snz blog! After much encouragement from ample amazing folks in the community I am finally making a public account😅 Hope folks enjoy!

About Me

I am gender-fluid and pansexual; I like sneezes of all genders and all kinds! I also have a caretaking kink, I’m a sucker for whump/sicfics. I have multiple chronic illnesses, and I’m asthmatic. My sinuses are regularly very inflamed and easily irritated🤧 My sneezes tend to tease me for ages; if you enjoy long, hitching, teasing buildups, you’ve come to the right place!

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[coolbeanzsnz]

Yet another cold🫠 I’m catching them monthly at this point, which I suppose makes sense, my new job has me around a lot more people and not getting enough rest😅, which, when you’re immunodeficient, pretty much guarantees you’ll catch something. But if I have to be sick at least I’m also very sneezy☺️ Enjoy the compliation💕

[coolbeanzsnz]

Trying my absolute hardest not to sneeze during a nosebleed…I wasn’t very successful😅

I was having an allergic reaction to something, I still don’t know what, that triggered this nosebleed and small fit…

I got myself over the sink and tried sticking a tissue up my nose to stop the bleeding…but every time I bobbed forward with a stifled sneeze the tissue inside my nose would move and make the tickle even worse, hence this reaction🤧

[coolbeanzsnz]

Yet another cold 🫠

Apologies for subpar audio and background noises; I have been crazy busy with this new job and recording often happens on the fly 😅 Hope folks enjoy my latest case of the sniffles regardless🫶

[coolbeanzsnz]

Old edit that’s been sitting in my drafts for weeks lol. Enjoy protest sneezes.

It was somehow both freezing AND pollen-y on this day and my sinuses and lungs were STRUGGLING. Was working this event so I kept having to talk to people through hitching breaths and false starts and sniffles and suppressed coughs…which was embarrassing but also kind of fun🫠

[snzqt]

"hey, look at me… you don’t have to lie. you know you can tell me when you don’t feel well, okay? now try to rest, you need it" they say softly, brushing their partner’s hair off their forehead and pressing a gentle kiss to their feverish skin

[coolbeanzsnz]

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[coolbeanzsnz]

A case of the sniffles 🤧

This cold was very short lived, as mine (thankfully) usually are, it only lasted three days or so. I catch them like once a month, and there’s not always sneezing involved, so hurray that there was this time!

Edited together several clips so you can hear it progressing. By the last one I’ve nearly lost my voice🥹

Enjoy!

[heleniumx]

someone sneezing through an explanation of what’s making them sneeze — and only managing to get 1-2 words out at a time 🥵

[bloodyassboots]

This but their lying:

A: Itshh! S-sorry ah- allergh- gies... Ishnx!

B: You don-

A: Itshu'Ishiew!

B, deadpan: Bless you, person who has no allergies.

A: Hh-! Hhh-? Snf* *pause* d- did yh- you knh- hh- know ah- ahchiew! Ahlergies c- can devehhh- Hh-! Hh'ITSHIEW! guh...

A: Slams head on desk/leans aginst wall in defeat

B: You done?

A: Nh- Hhi- I'shiew! Hh'Ishyeiw! Itshh! N- No?

[snzyjazz]

Horrendously bisexual ✅️

Switch ✅️

Lover of both sneezing and other people sneezing ✅️

Can I pick a lane in any aspect of my life? No. Never.

[coolbeanzsnz]

And I can’t pick a gender🤦

[coolbeanzsnz]

I got my nose cauterized 🫠

Content Warning: video contains nose blowing, comment contains mentions of blood!

Timestamps:

Nose blowing: 1:40, 4:35, 4:45, 5:00,

Sneezes: 2:50, 3:50, 4:12, 4:19, 5:25, 5:40, 5:55

Context:

Sooo my nosebleeds have gotten so bad recently (sometimes going on for over an hour) I finally made myself go to the doctor. I’ve put it off for so long because I hate going to the doctor any more than I already have to, and, going to the literal nose doctor always makes me allll sorts of uncomfortable and awkward😅

They confirmed what I already knew which was “Wow, your nasal membranes are so inflamed!” And I had to keep straight face the entire time as strangers proceeded to talk about noses and touch my nose for half an hour🙂

They gave me new meds and offered to cauterize it, which is where they basically burn the inside of your nose to singe the blood vessels into submission😅 I thankfully didn’t sneeze during the actual procedure, which would’ve been bad and dangerous, but OH MY GOD y’all, the amount of itching and flaring and sniffling I’ve endured today post procedure is insane!

To make matters worse, after this procedure, they literally tell you to do your best NOT TO SNEEZE! So all day I’ve been putting my finger under my nose like a literal cartoon character, trying to stave them off. There was a small fit that occurred anyway despite my best efforts though, and that’s what’s featured above. I try my best to stifle so I don’t land myself back at the doctor🤦

I do manage to stave them off for almost 3 full minutes. For those of you that like build ups, hurray😅 If that’s not your thing though, I’ve included some time stamps above.

Hope y’all enjoy, and wish me luck trying not to sneeze the rest of the day!🫠

[promptcalender]

Comfort whispered while Cuddled Up

✩ “Come here. I got you.” ✩ “You're not a burden, baby. You're loved. So loved.” ✩ “Let me carry your weight for a while.” ✩ “You wanna talk about it or just stay like this for a while?” ✩ “It's okay to cry. Let it out.” ✩ “I'm right here.” ✩ “You're not alone anymore.” ✩ “Relax, I got you. You can ease up.” ✩ “Just focus on my voice, baby.” ✩ “Hey, hey, don't apologize. You don't need to explain.” ✩ “I wish I could take your pain away.” ✩ “You look exhausted. Rest with me.” ✩ “Close your eyes, love. I'll be right here when you wake up.” ✩ “I'm not letting go.” ✩ “Fall apart in my arms and I will put you back together tomorrow.”

[Prompt Calender: January 6th, National Cuddle Up Day]

[coolbeanzsnz]

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[selene-and-the-cold]

Scenario idea: A sneezes so hard that their glasses slide a little down their nose. Their partner / friend B goes "Bless you!" while pushing A's glasses up their nose again.

[coolbeanzsnz]

New job has me driving a LOT which kinda sucks, but does make it very easy to record since I’m alone with nothing else to do😅 Enjoy this mini-compilation of driving sneezes🤧

[quosterking]

A very happy Trans Day of Visibility to all of the non-cis members of the snzblr community!! I know there’s been a TON of bullshit this past year, but know that yall are literally the backbone of this community, and that our presence is powerful.

Please feel welcome to reblog and celebrate! 🏳️‍⚧️

[coolbeanzsnz]

Tiny little induced fit 🌾

I dusted this morning and then spent all day running errands in the pollen…my nose was so ticklish and was subjected to lots of scrunching and rubbing and sniffles…I think I’d had at least 10 false starts throughout the day before I finally induced with a blade of grass and got some relief! Even inducing they teased me for ages…

[estrogirlie]

cis coworker: hey can i ask you something personal

[scatter-snz]

I love the question, “Feel better?” after a sneeze. Always a banger whenever I see it used. It’s so versatile.

Asked sweetly, to a bashful sneezer.

Asked knowingly, after a long, torturous buildup.

Asked sympathetically, when somebody is laid up with a tickly, miserable cold.

And then the reply???

Blushing because they didn’t want to be noticed.

Nodding in exhausted relief.

Flipping somebody off because the two of them don’t get along.

Or a preoccupied, breathy “no” as their eyes flutter shut again, jaw loose, brows lifting in supplication when they feel the call of another sneeze.