welcome to my metaphysical toxic old man yaoi cuck chair
beloved moots call me bo/boo because tumblr’s porn filters think “the booty” is too risqué
+18 only please and thanks
they/he/she (genuinely whatever, being intersex and nonbinary is weird lads)
need an alpha or a beta reader? I love freak shit and will egg you on over dms (I swear I write more elegantly than my tumblr may suggest, I’m just enjoying the local dialect if you will)
a collection of my all time favorite fics
instagram & horny jail blsky under the same pseud
come yap in my dm’s anytime this is a yapper4yapper friendly space. feel free to consult below the cut for material.
Old Man Yaoi Always - any time any place any function give me a rec for some old man gay shit I'm not already on and my life is yours
star trek - tos, tng, & lower decks mostly but I love em all
arcane - jayvik has my ass and i'm in pain every waking moment but I can moan about the show's issues with the best of them
the warriors musical - I hold the right to project my gender onto ajax at all times also "writing" a "fic" w a beloved moot that's a star trek crossover currently
doctor who - seen a smattering of classic who and all of new who up to 13 and then it becomes a smattering of things i've stayed up to date on
zelda - started playing botw recently and zelink has me in a chokehold
ofmd - rip in fucking pieces brother I will always be loyal and always have faith in the season 3 our lord and savior david envisioned also izzy is my number one little bitch
iwtv - ready for rockstar lestat and devils minion to blow my nipples clean off
medical malpractice the musical aka toxic old man yaoi central aka house md. need I say more.
starkid - tgwdlm is my new age favorite but twisted is the goat
hellaverse grips me with it’s freaky little guys and I blame richard horvitz
GUYS ITS ME GARAKS-PADDED-BRA i was so moved by being terminated for no reason i wrote a song so beautiful that tumblr would have no choice but to give me access to my wholesome family friendly blog once more. Reblog if you want Gpb RETURN so you may LOOK AT THE PAUL WILLIAMS FANCAM I MADE
I miss garaks-padded-bra as much as the next guy and am indeed outraged at their account’s deletion but I cannot take any of the commemorative posts seriously because of their username
RIP Garak’s massive fucking honkers you will be missed 😔
one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.
the worst writing crime you can ever commit in my opinion is watering down the dirty talk because you’re self-conscious that it sounds like it’s from a bad porno…..i cannot stress this enough……leave it alone. the moment you tell yourself he would not fucking say that you’re doomed. people will say almost anything if their dick is hard enough