A Boatload Of Boats

be gay do unlicensed midwifery

[isthebootylogical]

welcome to my metaphysical toxic old man yaoi cuck chair

beloved moots call me bo/boo because tumblr’s porn filters think “the booty” is too risqué

+18 only please and thanks

they/he/she (genuinely whatever, being intersex and nonbinary is weird lads)

need an alpha or a beta reader? I love freak shit and will egg you on over dms (I swear I write more elegantly than my tumblr may suggest, I’m just enjoying the local dialect if you will)

a collection of my all time favorite fics

instagram & horny jail blsky under the same pseud

come yap in my dm’s anytime this is a yapper4yapper friendly space. feel free to consult below the cut for material.

In no particular order:

Old Man Yaoi in all its glorious forms

star trek - lots of tos, tng, ds9, & lower decks but I love em all

zelink is all I think about at all hours of every day there has ever been

iwtv/tvl devils minion armand is alice truthers found dead in the streets it’s me i’m truther

jayvik has my ass unfortunately

tadc HURRAH THAT RABBIT A WOMAN

the warriors musical but i’m projecting my gender onto ajax at all times forever

on that note really any musical theater related stuff (can someone talk to me about groundhog day the musical please)

I was superwholock back in the day and reserve the right to relapse at any given time

ofmd - I will always be loyal and have faith in season 3 also izzy is my number one little freak

medical malpractice the musical aka toxic old man yaoi central aka house md. need I say more.

starkid - tgwdlm is my new age favorite but twisted is the goat

hellaverse grips me with it’s freaky little guys and I blame richard horvitz

there’s anime occasionally, mostly gay stuff

also: ✡️❤️🍉!!! I don’t post much about it here but i’m jewish so I want my stance to be clear

[jelliedlimes]

[SPIRK LAP DOODLE]

Put!That!Head! In!That!Lap!!!!!!!

[nightlysleeper]

First time drawing some of my Long term favorite characters

[fuglydrawingz]

I had to draw them

[humperxhumper]

those other guys are just roleplaying. i'm a real freak. i don't trust tapwater. i'm inbred. smoking me out is like trying to smoke out a warehouse. i get drunk off of 2 beers. i'm scared of Walmart. ever had real freak before? you will immediately feel the difference. the ride is smoother, the controls are more responsive. you've been driving shopping carts until now. are you in the right headspace to hear some shit like "batter up!" before you get fucked? i'm 5 foot 6. i don't have insurance. i'm trying to move to your state before we even enter the talking phase. i'll get a passport to fuck. you think you can have it all with a genuine freak? have it writ upon thy meagre grave. i escaped from a lab where scientists work round the clock creating artificial life- genetically bioengineered to drive your pussy insane. ready for a real freak? once you've seen the stroke you can never go back. my ears ring 24/7. all i do is train. spending a night with me is like spending a night doing the super mario 64 speedrun stair glitch. send me an email.

[mango-sherbert]

And it could mean nothing (it doesn't.)

[thatgayoctopus]

Data when you pick up a rock

[thatgayoctopus]

DATA DATA DATA

[thatgayoctopus]

Appreciation for The Data Stance

[redstonedust]

the whole "insulting someone based on their appearance is bad because it could indirectly hurt people you like who share that feature" is a good start for unlearning body shaming but i do think we need to go further and remind people that even if there was some physical trait that was magically 10000% exclusive to conservatives and creeps and nobody else ever had it, we still shouldnt be insulting them based on that. because the problem with them is not their appearance its their ideology and actions. by insulting their appearance you arent just indirectly insulting others who look like that, youre literally not making the correct point. stay on topic ya know.

[overseer-picard]

Star Trek has always had phenomenal makeup but my word, look at the detail here. The seam, the little wires barely visible, the glint of metal, the fact that Brent's actual skin looks like it's the fake part, it's just insane. And not even a drop of CGI used.

[rpfmutual]

eric and assad saying “we have some ideas” about devil’s minion next season and then eric immediately deciding daniel’s karaoke song would be one that he could dedicate to armand after a long night of killing people like ohhhh …. I’m sure.

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[jewish-joy]

#i love prayer plants but they're fussy so I don't keep them#can we have a picture op they're so pretty

Behold, Dorothea

(Naming my plant "Gift of God," and then giving her to a seminarian with just the explanation that it's a prayer plant? Okay, that's my bad.)

[jewish-joy]

I should also add- I ran into my rabbi and explained the situation. I then asked, earnestly, if there was a remedy. A mikveh of sorts, or a beit din, or something.

He turned to me, sighed, and said in a very deadpan tone-- "Plants don't have covenants, Joy,"

So Theodora's a free agent according to rabbinic opinion. I guess I'll permit her to be Roman Catholic.

[blessyouhawkeye]

spock is the greatest character of all time because he lives in a society without homophobia but managed to reinvent internalized homophobia from first principles

[anozm]

The bestest of friends!!

[sillystigmata]

And I did scream.

[i-am-the-oyster]