A Boatload Of Boats

be gay do unlicensed midwifery

[isthebootylogical]

welcome to my metaphysical toxic old man yaoi cuck chair

beloved moots call me bo/boo because tumblr’s porn filters think “the booty” is too risqué

+18 only please and thanks

they/he/she (genuinely whatever, being intersex and nonbinary is weird lads)

need an alpha or a beta reader? I love freak shit and will egg you on over dms (I swear I write more elegantly than my tumblr may suggest, I’m just enjoying the local dialect if you will)

a collection of my all time favorite fics

instagram & horny jail blsky under the same pseud

come yap in my dm’s anytime this is a yapper4yapper friendly space. feel free to consult below the cut for material.

Old Man Yaoi Always - any time any place any function give me a rec for some old man gay shit I'm not already on and my life is yours

star trek - tos, tng, & lower decks mostly but I love em all

arcane - jayvik has my ass and i'm in pain every waking moment but I can moan about the show's issues with the best of them

the warriors musical - I hold the right to project my gender onto ajax at all times also "writing" a "fic" w a beloved moot that's a star trek crossover currently

doctor who - seen a smattering of classic who and all of new who up to 13 and then it becomes a smattering of things i've stayed up to date on

zelda - started playing botw recently and zelink has me in a chokehold

ofmd - rip in fucking pieces brother I will always be loyal and always have faith in the season 3 our lord and savior david envisioned also izzy is my number one little bitch

iwtv - ready for rockstar lestat and devils minion to blow my nipples clean off

medical malpractice the musical aka toxic old man yaoi central aka house md. need I say more.

starkid - tgwdlm is my new age favorite but twisted is the goat

hellaverse grips me with it’s freaky little guys and I blame richard horvitz

also: ✡️❤️🍉!!!

[artsekey]

For at least some speed-runners, this is canon.

[lithominium]

Put your harpy girl in a harness, then attach a big rope to the harness, then take her to the park and fly her like a kite

[grimoiremanifest]

☝️Probrlem

[lithominium]

Whats the problem

[grimoiremanifest]

how;get down

[echokelly]

I love it when people describe something that's too big as "fuck off". like this thing is so large. leave.

[loveridden1999]

[cottoncandylesbo]

sometimes your sex drive is nonexistent. but you must keep jacking off, if only for the love of the game.

[girlballs]

gotta keep practicing during the off-season

[cottoncandylesbo]

get me in there coach im limp and ready to cry

[dark-wil-wheaton]

[garaks-padded-cell]

You could never outrun me Wil

[dark-wil-wheaton]

[garaks-padded-cell]

GUYS ITS ME GARAKS-PADDED-BRA i was so moved by being terminated for no reason i wrote a song so beautiful that tumblr would have no choice but to give me access to my wholesome family friendly blog once more. Reblog if you want Gpb RETURN so you may LOOK AT THE PAUL WILLIAMS FANCAM I MADE

[garaks-padded-cell]

I'm confused, are you the actual garak's padded bra or are you just archiving their stuff, or both? Also, thanks for the follow lmao

ITS ME 😭😭😭😭 IM STILL ALIVE THEY DIDNT KILL ME

[tinyravenfeathers]

Yayyyy!

[calllynx]

this website is a massive nightmare. give me my friend back. they deleted him out of nowhere.

[begaylickrocks]

I miss garaks-padded-bra as much as the next guy and am indeed outraged at their account’s deletion but I cannot take any of the commemorative posts seriously because of their username

RIP Garak’s massive fucking honkers you will be missed 😔

[isopodcore]

@garaks-padded-cell sorry you died

[squimp]

candlelight vigil for luca @garaks-padded-bra he got deactivated for no damn reason

WE MISS YOU KING

[palpablestupor]

GARAKS-PADDED-BRA???????

[kosmogrl]

[lesbianshepard]

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

[fuckrozanov]

the worst writing crime you can ever commit in my opinion is watering down the dirty talk because you’re self-conscious that it sounds like it’s from a bad porno…..i cannot stress this enough……leave it alone. the moment you tell yourself he would not fucking say that you’re doomed. people will say almost anything if their dick is hard enough

[russianblush]

Best Lead Performer, Drama Series is....Hudson Williams!