I'm not the one that needs to watch their back

[engiqueers]

shout out to the little monk in each of my cells that transcribes my DNA by candle light

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Growing up with your starters

Artist:  esasi8794 / Twitter

[chabbit]

The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:

Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.

Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.

Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.

Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.

Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.

Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!

[notsomerryerry]

@noelle217

[gale-gentlepenguin]

This is adorable

[arrghigiveup]

They just posted some more!

[source]

[kradeiz]

And some more!

[eeveelution-appreciation]

You forgot these!!!

[cubonepropoganda]

I’m disappointed that these were left out

[tracing-rivers]

I apologize for the harshness of my words, Miss Bennet, but your family is just so cringe

[valtsv]

you'd think that demons would have a lot more sympathy for the virgin sacrifices and a lot less for the guy holding both of them captive against their will

[valtsv]

guy wearing a hooded robe and holding a tome of ancient magic: o foul demon, i have summoned you here to -

the demon, walking straight past the sacrifice and towards the guy who summoned them with murderous intent: is this guy bothering you queen?

[readerofthewilderwest]

'i have summoned you demon!'  'uh no you haven't. i don't see you bleeding out in the middle of the summoning circle'  'then... then why are you here?'  'SHE summoned me.'

@the-knights-who-say-book​ how could you leave this gem in the tags???

[bladesrunner]

Hey, go on. That’s who you belong with. He’s one of your kind. THE MANDALORIAN | Chapter 16: The Rescue

[marisatomay]

SCREECHING

[godtierhoroscopes]

This the Blue Florida of prosperity Reblog for 4 years of good luck

[dhaaruni]

And furthermore… COME THROUGH BLEXAS

[ghosttumbl]

[redwizard]

[lontra-ohiensis]

[catasters]

[incorrectgreekgods]

the horse really is in the hospital now

[stabby-pal]

When will I have a rival who thinks I'm a dumbass but also dreams of kissing me under the moon light

[stabby-pal]

Oh to be an oblivious protag confused as to why my rival ran away in embarrassment after they pinned me against a wall and our faces where inches apart

[cursedpossums]

unrestrained summer fun

[cevanscentral]

The price of freedom is high. It always has been. And it’s a price I’m willing to pay. And if I’m the only one, then so be it. But I’m willing to bet I’m not.

Happy 102 Birthday Steve Rogers (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ (July 4th, 1918)

[sharlatan-ka]

Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream... capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks... before you know it half the pint gone

[staticevent]

dry.

[catsbeaversandducks]

[onesinnerzerostandards]

MY PAPAYAS

[exobiologist-deactivated2021091]

a crime of passion

[whatevernatureis]

my dog: this water no good,,,, it is too gross. it has bin here in this here water bowl too long for an hour…. that… is to long for it to be dranken…

also my dog: this poddle… in the road. it is…….. so… refreshing…….

[aangarchy]

Katara: aang how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?

Aang: the best revenge is letting go and living well

Katara:…

Katara: zuko how do I get-

[readasaur]

Zuko: I’m already packed, let’s go