Pussy Posse

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It's my 12 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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Zelda, give her to me. It’s her legend bro.

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We’re doing 5ks

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Is it the beer that is bitter, or is it my soul?

Mellow Mushroom

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But, I’m also ready to miss it

Marlon

[digitalsuicide2006]

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D: do you know how many times she asked me for bangs? S: like 10 times. D: do you know how bad she wanted bangs? S: 10

[allcapsmadbitch]

to all the pretty girls who follow me (which is every single one of you) : thanks

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There is a ficus there, it goes five ways.

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Hey boy

What that soul taste like?

[blackstraps]

Talking about our favorite liquor store we used to frequent and how our favorite employee literally rearranged one of the fridge displays so I could always buy my bottles chilled :,)

@heinekengoddess @molockinc

[egberts]

this is the most flawless vine i have ever seen

[characterlimit]

THIS WAS THE PLATFORM’S PURPOSE BLESS THIS GUY

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Let's take this to the next level and get some five gallon buckets.

- molockinc

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Competitive Cup Stacking

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That's the only reason I get all these sales is cuz- -glasses drop onto face- GIRL YO FACE IS GON LOOK LIKE AN ANGELS PUCKERED ASSHOLE

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oh maybe it something nice

Oooo maybe it's an e-card