S.

18|gayest gay to have ever gayed

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

we have a real motherfucker here, a true idiot child, someone please come collect your bastard

[fourdabloons]

Walmart trying to contact my mom over the loudspeaker

[science]

[nintendette]

Pregat = fertile Pragnet = 1-3 months Pregnart = 4-5 months Pregonate = 6-7 months Pregante = 8-9 months Pregananant = overdue

[hurricanevicky-deactivated20180]

What about Gregnant?

[stillinmoratorium-deactivated20]

false pregnancy

[shiftythrifting]

Y’all. I found it. The crown jewel of shifty finds. This is the chariot that I’ll ride into hell. Buy it today at West End Antique Mall, Richmond VA

[sovietsofficial]

ITS HIM

[gamecubist]

a masterpost

[oatmilksupremacy]

honestly? keanu reeves should have been in the MCU by now

[oatmilksupremacy]

honestly keanu reeves should’ve been doctor strange

[oatmilksupremacy]

marvel wouldn’t even need to spend money on cgi because keanu reeves can just do that

[pigeoncheeks-archive]

why viddy gaem…. Spensive……

[futubandera-cl]

[oddishtea]

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

[surprisebitch]

the girl has big dick energy

[sl33pyd3mon]

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

[matydn]

I’m the girl making sure everyone knows he lost

[drishananicole]

Homegirl did a whole dance right after.😂😂😭

[mpregcraig]

[popses-deactivated20160331]

you used to call me on my hands-free talking glove

[speedlimit15]

I’m just wondering how they can possibly market this as hands-free

[orinocoflowbyenya-deactivated20]

i’m screaming @ this finesse…. yes girl get that republican coin…….

[nitramaraho]

here have a second video of the ones that missed the cut for part one

[prussiandragon]

This is such a weird mix of some of my favorite vines and ones I’ve never seen before and I love it

[nitramaraho]

glad you like it

[shygirlacademy]

can u believe that red lipstick lip sync vine lady and TAMPONS brother vine guy are married now

[badluckbadger]

The sound my stupid cat makes when I move him from his favourite spot (on top of my jackets)

[hhjjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhksl]

what kind of camera are you using this is like movie quality god damn

[sugarpiss]

HE SOUNDS SO SAD PUT hIM BACK

[leaf-me-alone-itsfall]

[unpretty]

i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. “i have crossed oceans of bed to be with you,” he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.

[bandomfandombeyond]

This is the opposite of a creepypasta

[writing-prompt-s]

Futuristic humanity resides underground, with no one having been to the surface in thousands of years. Recently, large tremors have been detected that originate near the surface. A team is sent up to investigate.

[thehotgirlproject]

[alexander]

big mood rn

[i-was-once-a--tortoise]

The Plan.

step 1: we buy a water bed

step 2: buy some tadpoles

step 3: we put th

step 4: frog bed.