Why we can't have nice things.

Hi, I'm Candice! Love dogs, and most animals really, and being huge dork. She/Her. Check out my Star Wars blog coolforstarwars.tumblr.com 

[struggletoast]

[sushinfood]

you found him and he is proud of you

[coconabe]

Unmute please!

[stonelionhearts]

one of the most brilliant exchanges ever written for television tbh

[rubyvroom]

I mean as story decisions go, giving Data a cat and the screentime to try to logically reason with the cat with very little success, thus letting the robot embody Every Cat Owner Ever, was A+

[kristenraemiller]

For the month of October ‘til Halloween, my dad changes up the scene of these 2 skeletons on his front porch each day for the neighbors to check out. Very creative!

[novak-cas]

Peaceful times before the skeleton war

[onceland]

[turtletotem]

I have long said that in order for any comedy to truly succeed as a story, there has to be meat beneath the jokes. There has to be that moment when it is not funny any more.

This. This is that moment.

[agooduniverse]

#honestly even though this is one of the best scripts there ever has been  #that is the greatest line  #it’s /groundbreaking/ in terms of how it frames vengeance quests; temptation beats; inigo as a comedic figure throughout the movie  #you know because this is a happy book (film) that inigo will get his revenge  #but will he get JUSTICE  #will he get ABSOLUTION  #will he get CATHARSIS  #those are the things we don’t know  #and that line sells it more than any of the previous scene (x)

[teenwitched-archive-deactivated]

also:

[deactivated-this-account-deacti]

well now I’m crying

[breelandwalker]

I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING

[fairytaleofdust]

Best movie ever!

[leesh]

she really wasn’t kidding about johns underwear

[leesh]

the saga continues

[hypedogs]

[bisexualgremlin97]

@sega-saturn @doriblue42 @caelisbab

[magical-pun-girl]

@coolfordogz

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

there are too many versions of me in the universe! the girl i bumped into but didn’t stop to say sorry to has a version of me in her mind. the guy i let borrow my homework has another version of me in his. even my friends, my family, and everyone i’ve ever met in my life has their own version of me in their minds that i’m not even aware of

[joshpeck]

you put it into words

[granulatedoblivion]

Interesting

[donutish]

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THIS IS TOO MUCH WHOLESOME IN A TINY BODY

[brimalandro]

leonardo dicaprio really gets on my damn nerves always actin dry af in all of his interviews but be partyin with 2 chainz and doin the most off the wall shit in all of his candids. like he’s one of those people at work you just assume is boring and lame until you actually start talking to them and find out they used to be in the mobb 

[catbun]

[k-a-s-e-p-e-n]

[existentialismandmakeup]

thank you for blurring the skate or die binary. you are a true hero

[catsbeaversandducks]

[ask-tokoyami]

“Uh Tokoyami you were-”

“A well-behaved infant, yes.”

[entierradefrikis]

[fuzzynecromancer]

There is no unskilled labor, only undervalued skills.

[jakeyllenhaal]

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UMM Hugh had me scared there for a second I was about to find out who I need to beat for making him sad

[jakeyllenhaal]

Okay maybe I’m being a little dramatic but I’m honestly kind of offended at the lack of notes this has? Hugh CLEARLY put a lot of thought and effort into this joke, and you can tell that he’s proud of it he smiles and even chuckles at his joke. Is it so hard for y’all to show appreciation for a good man? He’s trying to be funny is Wolverine himself not good enough for you guys? God

[saccharinesylph]

That satisfied dad laugh at the end

[surprisebitch]

that was such a DAD joke

[mepphy-land]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD TURN THE SOUND ON

[peopleareaproblem]

*dry food crunches*

Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”

@captioned-vines

[geeksofdoom]

reblog cuz captions amazingly accurate

[pipistrellus]

THE TRANSCRIPTION

[bando--grand-scamyon]

MEEP!

[doafhat]

You can’t keep the drones.