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[garrettauthor]

How to trick a monkey.

[monkeysky]

ultimate legend posts

[praguegirl]

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

[rosewater1997]

Everyday is like. Endure Emotions and Complete Tasks. Can I die

[anar-kitty]

[coolghostclub]

hi ben

hi mel

[coolghostclub]

oh my god please kill me i’m so fucking behind on school work this is hell

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“IM TRAPPED IN SNAILS BODY” written in snail slime on the ground

[shiftythrifting]

should’ve gotten a better picture of the actual thing (a head buffing brush?) but the description pictures absolutely killed me (found in a charity shop in Bangor, Wales)

[worldssmallestgus]

No hair dye strand test we dye like men

[everythingfox]

Tasty flower

[inkskinned]

You weren't ugly 10 years ago, you were a kid, or a teenager, or just a human person. 10 years ago cameras weren't that good. We still used CDs. People had flip phones. 10 years ago Instagram wasn't a thing. I hate to say it but every year we spent perfecting our social media presence is not a glow up. A grainy picture of you just existing in the era before curated existence next to a perfectly lit and framed "candid" is not an accurate comparison... Be nicer to your younger self, man. Think about what it's telling the kids.

[femcassidy]

going to brine myself with sugar and salt, then hotbox my car with some nice alder wood chips to smoke myself like a salmon.... see you on the other side brother....

[capsfromtrek]

[captaincrusher]

Someone that hasn’t seen Star Trek explain this.

[coolghostclub]

it’s a picture of 4 people, 2 women & 2 men. they are dressed in colorful clothing and one of them has purple hair and eyebrows. the caption says “Herbert! Herbert! Herbert!”

[istanbul-not-constantinople]

behold…

absolute unit

[istanbul-not-constantinople]

[hayaomiyazaki]

me writing a movie review like

[xenosagaepisodeone]

[midsommars-deactivated20201109]

—Ari Aster, Midsommar (2019) Script

[leahberman]

somewhere

bad roads, ca