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Seriously, I more of just wanted the app and to look at my fandoms. Probably wont put a lot. 01/23/1994

[babygirlbondage]

reblog to eat out and praise pretty trans boys or to have a good 2024

[coolihatemakingpasswords]

Does anyone remember this one Happy Lowman fanfic where they meet this prison nurse with piercing blue eyes and it’s later revealed she has autism?

I’ve been trying to find it again, but it’s not anywhere. If anyone knows where it is I would love the link for it. It goes like this:

He protects her during a prison riot and than she goes to his moms and becomes a live in nurse for her. After he comes out they end up living together and becoming a couple and he actually tries to understand her autism and accommodate it. At one point her older sister has her committed, but the club is able to get her out by showing a marriage license between the two and she even makes a friend from the hospital. It does have that trope where she’s the only one that can get him to calm down.

[nbpsiioniic]

"you can't ship that, it'll never be canon!"

look, when I was your age, we shipped characters who never even met in canon. uphill. both ways. in the snow.

[nabang5221]

2022.9.4 

[ncoley]

Everyone shut up and look at Lala.

[para-mindscape]

Realizing Spideypool is the only good ship for Spidey because Deadpool is the only person who won't die from his radioactive jizz

[starpeace]

“chancellor palpatine, sith lords are our speciality.” funniest fucking line in star wars history. obi-wan, who has never killed a sith and knows he has never killed a sith, talking about himself and a guy who is going to become a sith lord within half a week, and speaking directly to the sith lord who is going to make that guy a sith lord, with FULL fucking confidence: “sith lords are our speciality.” he says this to palpatine’s face. to his face. to darth sidious’ face. in the most condescending fucking voice. completely unaware that he is speaking directly to the sith lord, to THE sith lord, who before the week is out is going to directly fuck over his entire life’s work and everything he loves and believes in: “sith lords are our speciality.” could you be any more cringefail. actually palpatine deserved his whole victory for not bursting into laughter then and there

[starpeace]

i cannot emphasise enough that there is exactly sixty seconds between him saying this and him getting knocked fully unconscious. by a sith lord.

[medievalthymes]

crying over this

[nudityandnerdery]

Happy Pride, monsterfuckers.

[haflacky]

Underwater 🐡🐠🐟

Sambucky mermaid au

Uncensored version on my Patreon

[rylandsgrace]

#Exactly (part 1)

Bonus:

[book-loving--anime-chick]

@couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

[alivedean]

sambucky + banned tags bonus:

[darlingwrecks]

This is perfect.

[ky-the-squiddy]

#personally I only imagine what my writing would seem like to smart person who does not like me to check if it pisses them off enough (tags via @oswald-privileges)

[kehinki]

the idea of sam and steve in a horror movie type fic delights me because steve would be the typical horror movie white guy like, “what’s that noise? I think it came from the basement–we better go check it out” and sam would literally already be five miles away

[margarethx]

That’s true, but knowing Sam with his adrenaline addiction and risky decisions I also wouldn’t be surprised if he went to the basement before Steve even finished the sentence. (The demon living down there is now Sam’s new best friend and has a crush on him after three minutes of conversation.)

[thecoloursdontshow]

WHY WOULD YOU HIDE THIS

[hackedxy0x]

I need Amazing Spider-Man 3 featuring Deadpool so I can watch Ryan Reynolds flirt and possibly annoy the shit out of Andrew Garfield on big screen. Bonus points if Venom is there too. Please and thank you.

[cyberdelph]

by @Konovi_YEE

[whitepeopletwitter]

[biglawbear]

Studies showed that DARE literally increased drug use

[cardenvondraken]

My DARE officer was arrested for possession with intent to distribute.

[psychoticrambling]

in elementary school the DARE officer mentioned that you shouldnt sniff sharpies or white-out and everyone in the back two rows immediately took out their sharpies and liquid white-out to see if they would get high DURING THE DARE PRESENTATION

[luckyvalentin3-deactivated20250]

Again, congrats to drugs for winning the war on drugs :)