u g h

Karli. Who knows. I put the “bi” in “bitch.”

[abigail]

unfortunately i do think i am in fact doomed forever but at least there’s movies and music and idk probably some other things too

[hotvampireadjacent]

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

[megparsec]

Baa baa backstreets, have you any boys

[kosmogrl]

thankful for bread and butter and garlic #thankful

[dr-gaytorius]

The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it

[dr-gaytorius]

"do what?" you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]

[steampowerednarwhal]

The (Un)official Tumblr Census 2026

This census was not written by and is not endorsed or sponsored by or affiliated with @staff in any way whatsoever. Your personal data will not be gathered by this census beyond your responses to the polls. Participating in the census is voluntary, but strongly encouraged.

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1. Please select your age

< 18

19-30

31-40

41-50

51-60

60>

Voting ended onAug 5

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2. Where do you live?

North/Central America (Outside the United States)

The United States

South America

Western Europe

Eastern Europe

Middle East/North Africa

Sub-Saharan Africa

North/Central Asia

Indian Subcontinent

East/Southeast Asia

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Voting ended onAug 3

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3. Describe your living situation

Live with parent(s)/guardian(s)

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Other

Voting ended onAug 5

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4. Describe your employment status

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5. Which religion do you follow?

Agnostic

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Buddhism

Christianity

Hinduism

Islam

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No specific religious beliefs

Other religion(s)

Prefer not to answer/Results

Voting ended onAug 5

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6. Describe your gender identity

Cis man

Cis woman

Trans man

Trans woman

Nonbinary

Other gender (s)

Prefer not to answer/Results

Voting ended onAug 5

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7. Describe your sexual identity

Straight

Gay man

Lesbian

Asexual

Bisexual

Pansexual

Queer

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Other

Prefer not to answer/Results

Voting ended onAug 5

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8. Where would you place yourself on the traditional left-right political spectrum?

Far Left

Left Wing

Centrist

Right Wing

Far Right

Voting ended onAug 5

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9. When did you join Tumblr?

Pre 2010

2011-2015

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2021-2025

2026

Voting ended onAug 5

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10. How would you rate the (Un)official Tumblr Census?

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3 stars

2 stars

1 star

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Voting ended onAug 5

[lumsel]

the secret truth is that men and women are literally exactly the same

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Ross had changed its slogan from "Ross, dress for less" to "Ross, die for nothing".

[doomdoomofdoom]

the guy from friends?

[applebutterbabie]

Love seeing little pawprints. So fucking magical. There was a little guy here.

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[997]

[swiminjello]

ooo…. lady gagita

[seashellronan]

the person who realised you could rearrange the letters in gossip girl to read “go piss girl” truly one of the great minds of our generation, madam your legacy

[legitimately]

when you gain a new follower and they spam your notifs with likes and reblogs

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

still baffled that they got sarah brightman for Repo! btw. she had one full song and outshone every single other person there. she came she served cunt she died

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

[mighty-meerkat]

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

[moonlitstargazer]