[cannibalchicken]

[theconcealedweapon]

[fagstaynight]

The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil

[ugotme-g-u-i-l-t-y]

[ozempicofficial]

[bestiolin]

maarten inghels

[animate-mush]

@sherbertilluminated there's a line somewhere in Ursula Vernon's Digger that goes something like "it is difficult to be metaphysical around the truly geologically minded"

[crazy-brazilian]

[segamascott]

[oasisbreakup]

[sunfortune]

crying

[ardentguilt]

Uh....australian here. We don’t talk like that. At all. This shits closer to how white South Africans talk lmao

[kodzukens-thighz-deactivated202]

Uh...white south African here. Neither do we lol

[german-milfs]

uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games

[souf-vs-staff]

You should be able to listen to a full album without looking at your phone. You should be able to watch a 3 hour film from beginning to end without checking social media. If you can't do this, you need to start training your attention span as if it were a physical muscle. I don't experience boredom or restlessness because I've trained my brain to not be dependent on quick stimuli and dopamine hits. If you can't chill on a park bench while waiting for a friend with just your imagination to keep you company, you need to learn how to do it ASAP because one day we may not have access to the internet.

[trinketfairy]

I'm not the biggest fans of the Build a Bear frogs either but it's so funny to me when people get so violently angry at their existence when they are just stuffed animals. You're getting so mad at something made of soft fabric and polyester as if it killed your newborn daughter.

[trinketfairy]

@coolsadtrash People when a product that doesn't fit their interests that they are not forced to buy exists (and other people get enjoyment out of them)

[coolsadtrash]

LMAO real like oh nooo u dont have to spend 70 dollars on smth u dont like we should call the swat team and liberate build a bear

[cherryfleischer-deactivated2026]

I hate iqos and vapes I especially hate it when men do it why are u as a man smoking on a fruity usb stick hit the oil rig!!!!

[fishthingdaily]

Today’s fish thing are these fish ties!

[coolsadtrash]

whenever i see something from zelda tagged as loz i think it says lolz and im transported back to 2010 and my mom still hates me but she doesnt have the rabbit gulag in the basement yet

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

lying in front of the street cleaner

[nic0las-uncaged]

did the street cleaner believe you?

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people

[coolsadtrash]

obviously of nicotine addictions cigars are the sexiest. then cigarettes. vapes are last of course. oh well i guess chew is last.

[segamascott]