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@copiaslittledevil
(clip from a dmc panel around 2011)
dan giving us a demonstration of vergil's flirting skills (sound on)
here's something stupid: the catcatfish
some quick facts:
they're nocturnal and tend to roam around while awake.
they have keen senses of smell and hearing, but terrible eyesight. despite this, they also have a tapetum lucidum, making their pupils "glow" in the dark.
their fur is short, dense, and oily to waterproof them.
they prefer a diet of mostly meat and are attracted to strong-smelling food like fish, cheese, and anything fermented.
the elongated dewclaw on each front paw is sharp, flexible, and nonretractable. it injects a venom that causes respiratory failure and cardiac arrest in prey and, in extreme doses, humans. veterenarians typically remove the dewclaw venom glands during the neuter/spay procedure.
they grow to an average of 1m and 23kg (3ft and 50lb) but can reach up to double that length and triple the weight!
Official fish post
dinner (?) plans
Transcript of audio (not the video) -
Gabriel: Machine, you have cleared your calendar tomorrow, correct? There's this blood pit that I wish to go to- Uh, right. Sorry. Uh.
Dinner?
Tomorrow?
Me?
V1: YAAAYYY
Audio source
new years party decor
Forever reblog
look at this absolutely FANTASTIC saltwater version of my eels. god. what a man. perfection exists and its name is diademichthys lineatus
is that, a little mouth right on the end?
take a closer look at that snout!
(yes yes it is)
tag urself
i forgot i made this powerpoint to explain ghost to @starrydean and i thought i would share it with the rest of u also 👻 also the playlist in the last slide is on spotify here 🖤 also ghoul stans don't come for me i'm absolutely not a nameless ghoul expert
masks and helmets that hides someone's face in such a way that they become the face themselves my beloved
these are all creatures to me
How do you pronounce "??" In your head on its own?
whuh??
huh??
eh??
what??
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other (leave in tags)
Pick your favourite line from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
strange women lying in 🌊distributing 🗡️ is no basis for a system of government
come and see the violence inherent in the system! help help I'm being repressed!
she turned me into a newt! ... I got better
your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
yes, you must give us all a good spanking!
stop that, stop that! you're not going into a song while I'm here
you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with... a herring!
you tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!
other (specify in the tags)
Honourable mentions from the tags
Excellent work everybody! Keep em coming and don't forget to reblog!
Let's give a character some stats!
Strength
Dexterity
Constitution
Intelligence
Wisdom
Charisma
Reblog so we can really give them some varied stats!