A Big Ass Mess

This is my fixation and heavily NSFW zone, 18+ so MINORS DNI! I'm Max or Moose,He/They, 24. Welcome to Hell friends!

[areallyuniquename]

[bergilandbante]

(clip from a dmc panel around 2011)

dan giving us a demonstration of vergil's flirting skills (sound on)

[t00thpasteface]

here's something stupid: the catcatfish

some quick facts:

they're nocturnal and tend to roam around while awake.

they have keen senses of smell and hearing, but terrible eyesight. despite this, they also have a tapetum lucidum, making their pupils "glow" in the dark.

their fur is short, dense, and oily to waterproof them.

they prefer a diet of mostly meat and are attracted to strong-smelling food like fish, cheese, and anything fermented.

the elongated dewclaw on each front paw is sharp, flexible, and nonretractable. it injects a venom that causes respiratory failure and cardiac arrest in prey and, in extreme doses, humans. veterenarians typically remove the dewclaw venom glands during the neuter/spay procedure.

they grow to an average of 1m and 23kg (3ft and 50lb) but can reach up to double that length and triple the weight!

[ofishal-fish-posts]

Official fish post

[mipexch]

dinner (?) plans

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Visit Original Link

Visit Original Link

Transcript of audio (not the video) -

Gabriel: Machine, you have cleared your calendar tomorrow, correct? There's this blood pit that I wish to go to- Uh, right. Sorry. Uh.

Dinner?

Tomorrow?

Me?

V1: YAAAYYY

Audio source

[weantuniverse]

[dilfosaur]

new years party decor

[gaycism]

[gotterhag]

Forever reblog

[depsidase]

[sharper-and-bigger]

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

look at this absolutely FANTASTIC saltwater version of my eels. god. what a man. perfection exists and its name is diademichthys lineatus

[princesstokyomoon]

[duchessnibenhu-ofpyromania]

is that, a little mouth right on the end?

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

take a closer look at that snout!

(yes yes it is)

[maetroly]

tag urself

[crowclubkaz]

i forgot i made this powerpoint to explain ghost to @starrydean and i thought i would share it with the rest of u also 👻 also the playlist in the last slide is on spotify here 🖤 also ghoul stans don't come for me i'm absolutely not a nameless ghoul expert

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

masks and helmets that hides someone's face in such a way that they become the face themselves my beloved

these are all creatures to me

[opossumhead]

How do you pronounce "??" In your head on its own?

whuh??

huh??

eh??

what??

?? (no pronunciation)

other (leave in tags)

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2023

[wavetapper]

[crisisbarn]

[jolinarofmalkshur]

Pick your favourite line from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

strange women lying in 🌊distributing 🗡️ is no basis for a system of government

come and see the violence inherent in the system! help help I'm being repressed!

she turned me into a newt! ... I got better

your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

yes, you must give us all a good spanking!

stop that, stop that! you're not going into a song while I'm here

you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with... a herring!

you tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!

other (specify in the tags)

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2023

[jolinarofmalkshur]

Honourable mentions from the tags

Excellent work everybody! Keep em coming and don't forget to reblog!

[chick-it-out]

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

[beagleboysinc]

Let's give a character some stats!

Strength

Dexterity

Constitution

Intelligence

Wisdom

Charisma

Voting ended onFeb 17, 2023

Reblog so we can really give them some varied stats!