Hard Case

Gorgeous but useless, spicy disaster

[pandavalkyrie]

I can’t believe Bananaphone is an ANTIFA anthem now

[pandavalkyrie]

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring

ANTIFA PHONE

BOOP, BOOPA DOOPA BOOP

[spooky-spaghetties]

RAFFI! OUR MAN!

[ferallindsay]

[punks-and-skins]

[brainbubblegum]

To new, inexperienced drivers:

so idk if they teach you this in drivers’ ed class or whatever, but if you see someone in the opposite direction flashing their high beams at you, they’re NOT being a dick. they’re saying, “SLOW DOWN, I just saw a police car back there”.

If I hadn’t known that today, I wouldn’t have noticed the police car hiding in its fox hole and gotten a ticket for going 20 over the speed limit. and I’m glad I don’t have to pay $80 for a dumb mistake!!!

[badgerofshambles]

In deer country this is also used to warn others about a herd up ahead. In either case, the double flash means that some nonsense is occurring and ya gotta slow down!

[hiccup-queen]

Double-flash also means “turn on your headlights”. Basically, if someone’s flashing their brights, pay super-close attention and figure out what’s going on.

[annchovi]

They could ALSO be flashing them to tell you to turn YOUR brights off because you’re blinding them! It’s common courtesy to turn your brights off for oncoming traffic, but not everyone knows this~

[kyraneko]

I’ve also seen it used to warn of an accident ahead. Basically anytime someone flashes their brights at you, if your own lights are 1) on, and 2) not on bright, you can take it to mean “slow down and pay attention for the next stretch of road particularly.”

Whether that’s for a speed trap, a herd of deer, or four fire trucks, two ambulances, and a dozen squad cars all clustered around what used to be two vehicles, slowing down and paying attention is good for you and can save you a lot of money and/or heartache.

[copyright-parasite-blog]

Useful stuff to know but I'd like to know where OP lives that going 20 over is only $80 considering my ticket for 10 over is $200

[copyright-parasite-blog]

I’m not known on tumblr at all

Yet the staff was able to find and flag my 4 nudes.

And I can still find active Nazi blogs with a quick search.

Okay.

[copyright-parasite-blog]

Now I've learned they flagged shirtless pics of me on @undercover-underdog as well as her dog, but returned those while still flagging her shirtless pics.

This sexist censorship y'all call a solution is such a joke.

[copyright-parasite-blog]

I'm not known on tumblr at all

Yet the staff was able to find and flag my 4 nudes.

And I can still find active Nazi blogs with a quick search.

Okay.

[iceintomyheart-deactivated20200]

[cavernario-galindo]

😳😳 😫😫😢😢🤧

[cavernariog]

[normalbeast-downformaintenance]

As an autistic boy, I approve.

[b00bconnoisseur]

THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Oh goodness please make this go as viral as possible

[copyright-parasite-blog]

If you don't love Bean you can stay away from me

[leofromthedark]

The Crow (1994) dir. Alex Proyas

[copyright-parasite-blog]

Car doesn't want to run right, work has been so slow because of holidays/constant errors with the apps, and I don't know if I'll make this months bills and get this car fixed. All I've been getting lately are smug, entitled, shitty customers with bad attitudes. People keep coming to me bitching about each other instead of dealing with it themselves or they hound me with questions I don't have the answers to and get mad if I don't want to repeat myself like a broken record just to cottle their self loathing bullshit. I'm taking care of my roommates dog because I actually give a shit about this poor dude and want him to be happy.

I just want to visit my fucking friends and throw myself into a crowd of punks and fucking scream.

Fuck all this shit.

[birbboba]

Would you buy from this bakery?? …Are they qualified?

[copyright-parasite-blog]

@x-hiraeth

[copyright-parasite-blog]

Will @undercover-underdog and I be back on our bullshit this year? Stay tuned for the next episode of "I'm in My Twenties and Just Wanna Scream"

[p0dunkpunk]

laughing @ my own dumb ass cuz i miss read your url as having 'updog' somewhere in it and i think that joke is really funny so i was planning on sending u an ask like 'heh. heheh... :^) whats up dog?' but i forgot and now im slightly less high and realizing your url doesnt even say updog in it

😂😂😂

This made my morning so much better. Thanks, stoney balogna.

[copyright-parasite-blog]

Okay but…what is updog?

[dxmsewergoblin]

not much whats up with you dog?

[copyright-parasite-blog]

Goodbye

[p0dunkpunk]

laughing @ my own dumb ass cuz i miss read your url as having 'updog' somewhere in it and i think that joke is really funny so i was planning on sending u an ask like 'heh. heheh... :^) whats up dog?' but i forgot and now im slightly less high and realizing your url doesnt even say updog in it

😂😂😂

This made my morning so much better. Thanks, stoney balogna.

[copyright-parasite-blog]

Okay but...what is updog?

[ghoulieinthegraveyard]

Shut up liberal, why don't you go back and smoke your meth or drop dead along with your jailhouse weirdo faggot girlfriend

Ohhhh, shut up is the best you could come up with?

Suck. A. Dick.

[copyright-parasite-blog]

Can somebody come get your kid? They managed to get on tumblr through xbox live

[copyright-parasite-blog]

A lot of people getting salty now that I'm finally standing up for myself lol

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[every1one]

this is how people 5'4" and under unload the washer

[copyright-parasite-blog]

@undercover-underdog Your girlfriend is passive aggressively attacking you

[kuremari]

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