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we're not kids anymore.
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@coranbestman
I don’t know who needs to hear this but you weren’t meant to be fucking skinny and that’s okay.
Being “fit” looks different on everybody.
Some body types will never ever be “skinny” or “thin” unless they’re malnourished. That is the fucking hill I’m willing to die on.
the fact that it’s toph specifically who speaks up on behalf of zuko + mentions his “messed-up family” has me feeling Emotions on this fine Saturday night.
anyone else: what avatar relationships are you into????
me, pointing at my elaborately engraved carving that says “toph and zuko become found-family weird sibling buddies who are both intolerably snobby in a very aristocratic way to each other but like would actually Die for each other”: oh, nothing in particular
toph reassuring zuko that he’s done his uncle proud and then thumping him really hard in the arm is everything i ever wanted from this friendship and also fictional media in general, thanks.
this is my funniest post because i accidentally replaced early with early.
from an askReddit thread about wildest shit you’ve seen at parties
shout out to my fave under-appreciated unbreakable transgender hero
The thing that gets me is he didn’t ASK for the impenetrable skin. Poseidon was just like “cool cool but you know what you need? skin of IRON. don’t worry bud it’s on the house”
so… Poseidon made his trans boyfriend bulletproof. alright.
I’ve been thinking about that last thing all day and
I’m pretty sure I have a new ship…
Sharing this here because everyone seemed to really like the first one and I’m so pleased with the way my dumb drawing came out
You know what the ABSOLUTE BEST PART of this is?
Caeneus wishes for a man’s body– and Poseidon doesn’t sigh and half-ass it, doesn’t break up with him for no longer having a female form, doesn’t even simply carry out Caeneus’s wish to the letter.
No no.
My boy Poseidon decides to give his boyfriend something EVEN BETTER just because.
It’s like he couldn’t contain himself; like he couldn’t even deal with how in love with Caeneus he was.
MALE FORM? DONE. WHAT ELSE CAN I GIVE MY LITERAL FAVE? I KNOW. I KNOW. I WILL MAKE SURE NO ONE CAN EVER, EVER HARM HIM. FOR ANY REASON. I WILL KEEP HIM SAFE EVEN BEYOND THE REACH OF GODS AND TIME. I JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH.
Okay I don’t know if we’re all looking at the same image or not but it says that Caeneus was raped by posedion. It goes on to say that the wish was to have a male form so that they couldn’t be raped again. And then Poseidon proceeds to make a joke of it by giving him impenetrable skin, so that Caeneus can’t be penetrated. This isn’t a “oh by the by I’m trans and want to be seen as man physicaly” this is “oh hey so that no one every forces themselves upon me agian I want to not have a vagina.” And if I have to explain the reason why the skin that can’t be penetrated, it’s a joke about rape y'all :/ This isn’t Percy Jackson, it’s actual Greek mythology and actual Greek mythology can be terrible.
Though I mean I do like this version that Tumblr has made, I feel like it’s important to not bury the fact that this was a rape by making the these two male lovers. Let’s have Caeneus be a trans icon separate from Posiedon if anything.
i was about to have a stroke because everyone was ignoring the RAPED BY POSEIDON part
listen, representation is good but please dont…. dont make them be lovers when it is pretty obvious poseidon was a huge piece of shit
I noticed that and was like increasingly becoming more uncomfortable as I went through the post
ok usually i don’t reblog discourse-y stuff but this is the WEIRDEST glitch i have seen on tumblr- some people are reading a post that has completely different wording than others
The wording here says “he was abducted by Poseidon, who fell in love with him.” So the implicated here is that he was first kidnapped, and afterwards Poseidon fell on love. But on mobile:
This is the version says “he was raped by Poseidon.” and that he wanted to be a man “so that he may never suffer the same thing again.”
I have no idea how this has happened. This is the same post, not edited, being viewed on the same blog, on desktop and mobile. There’s discourse going on in the notes about the fanart, but the person who made it has probably only seen the desktop version and not the mobile version.
This is such a wild glitchy discourse, I’m honestly fascinated by this. Neither side knows what the other is talking about.
This is INCREDIBLY weird. I see different versions when I switch between app and browser, too. How would that even happen? Did the OP upload one screencap and later updated it with a different screencap, and for some reason Tumblr is disseminating both images as one?
Anyway, there’s a lot of outrage in the notes that only makes sense if you see the mobile version. On mobile it appears that people are blithely romanticizing a rape when they are in fact interacting with an innocent version of the same post… how weird.
(Note: there are a lot of versions of the same Greek myths that were often told very differently by different storytellers, so if people are free to create consensual and minimally creepy versions of Hades and Persephone, I think the same liberties should be permitted for other myths.)
Genuinely thought I was seeing the absolute worst of Tumblr before that explanation
I rarely have a visceral reaction to a TikTok but this one... this one got me
List of wild things in this video:
- The guy whose computer screen you can see at the start is looking up “what to do if a dog has rabies”
- The unbroken wall of hydroflasks in front of the teacher’s podium
- Good Mythical Morning poster
- Inexplicable “NO TALKING DURING RAZOR LOVE” sign
- The guy next to the videographer just has the letters “WBOEOADRS” in giant font on his computer screen
- The teacher knowing to pause for booing after he mentione Ashe County Middle School
- The kid that yells “I hate them!” enthusiastically
- A sign that says “NO FREAKING” with a picture of two stick figures having sex
- Hand-painted “educasion is overated” poster
- The fact that the class knows to say “standing by” when he tells them to stand by
- The woman literally waiting outside the door to hand over the dog
- The tenderness with which he handles the dog before he announces its imminent demise
- “DO YOUR BUCKING VOCAB”
(hires a bunch of former Hillary Clinton campaign advisers to help me run my blog and within a week I've lost 90% of my followers and am about to get banned from the website) noooooo!!! NOOOOOO!!!!
this bit from hbomberguy’s new video on climate denial is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen
This post was how I got into Hbomberguy and honestly, he’s the fucking BEST. Go watch all his shit, Now.
I’ve been into hbomberguy since his first Measured Response video (~FIFTEEN THOUSAND DOLLARS~) and I am SO GLAD that he’s getting the recognition he deserves. (he also did “Sherlock is Garbage and Here’s Why,” which is ALSO funny as fuck)
Valentina Remenar on Instagram
valentines day is coming up,, if you ever wanted to gift me a sword with a engraved romantic message,,, now is the time
how many people could be working on actual problems in the world instead of being forced to do jobs that they are over-qualified for just because they dont want to go homeless and starve?
climate change is threatening to kill us and people with biology degrees are working at starbucks if they didn’t get lucky in the nepotism department.
capitalism is possibly the least efficient way to allocate work.
You love art–have spent your entire childhood developing a style people love and appreciate? you could possibly work to improve the lives of millions with your beautiful creations?
sorry you need to work 12 hours a day at a walmart that doesn’t need you while some billionaire who took a painting class once sells some ugly bullshit for 3.5 million.
Millions of people want to be doctors but can’t afford medical school, it is a well known fact we don’t have enough doctors for the demand. hmm wow real efficient capitalism.
“I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.” - Stephen Jay Gould
Capitalism and wealth are bankrupt concepts.
