Absolute Trash

I have no clue what's going on half the time

[batsandboba]

birds are so privileged for being able to sit on top of street lamps and judge people. i wish i was up there

[deathonthebeach]

An imagined version of yourself living happily in an alternate universe is a kind of dead wife

[omtai]

She literally does not give a damn what that old fool is yelling about

[unaloid]

the lion does not concern herself with papa

[andshecanproveitwasolidrighthook]

alright im done put me in the heart locket

[vampireroticdeletedbyeee-deacti]

Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

[scribe-cas]

Reblog to give the person you reblogged from a good grade in tumblr mutual

[stlamb]

on the count of 3 we are all going to wake up and it was just a bad dream are you ready

[phantomknights]

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

[asterism343]

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

[virtualgirladvance]

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

[phorusrhacidae-lesbian]

sometimes lesbian homewrecking is the only ethical option

[muzzlesbian]

[adastrabbit]

"hogwash" still one of the best words ever. this shit is so unbelievable its pig water

[puppygirllaika]

*pointing at your landlord* you know that thing would eat you if you died, right?

[computerexploder]

im just someones weird sister

[squeakitties]

[inquisitorgrand]

[isawken]

yeah joe mama is fun and all, but have y’all ever heard about a henway?

[kensawyou]

what’s a henway?

[isawken]

ABOUT 3 TO 5 POUNDS!!!!

[cruelfeast]

[kosmogrl]

[thickness-protection-program]

Raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by bills and payments

[cpericardium]