私は ばか です。

stef (she/her), 33

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

[medievaljournalist]

[tourdion]

classic post rant quora phrase

[parkchanwoohoo]

[bibleforboys]

[oneheadtoanother]

[appalachian-werewolf]

[iamoutofideas]

looks thru a glory hole & sees a train coming straight towards me

[veryluckyclovers]

backrooms date night

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[woolandflax]

This one’s for the tumblrinas

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[fuck-customers]

[teathattast]

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[doomedmutual]