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[lesbinewren]

i love it when people like “omg [story] copied [other story]” and then list the steps of the heroes journey

[r--g--b]

[pattyisaparadox]

[kushandwizdom]

[uncleflex-deactivated20190517]

[rendezvousrawmen]

[hime-fleabag]

IN THIS HOUSE

WE LOVE AND RESPECT

TOM NOOK

[wearejustvisiting]

He’s also not a landlord in the traditional sense; He doesn’t buy already established properties. 

He builds them. 

Tom Nook isn’t a landlord, he’s a housing provider who sells you homes at cost with zero interest loans and no down payment. 

[elderberryoxymel-deactivated202]

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

One of my favorite scenes from Letterkenny

[raiseyourweapon]

This show hurts my brain

[cool-ghoul]

Can’t blame you, it’s like a shakespearian comedy about nothing, sped up, with the Middle English replaced by equally obfuscatory Albertan slang.

[zahracusdottir]

Excuse you that ain’t Albertan that’s the wrong coast. It’s Ontario slang.

[space-is-out-there]

DO YOU WANNA GET STRIKED

[catchymemes]

Just taking a nap after eating all the strawberry jam

[gluten-free-pussy]

No lie the first pick gave me heart palpitations

[itchycoil]

Post quarantine im going to get a haircut and do coke

[bad-4chan-literature]

[kasai-yagi]

Wait, there’s physical copies of Fallout Equestria? That’d have to be massive.

[snakegirllovehandles]

The first run was five hardbacks of progressively increasing girth. The stack is hefty, but the books are comfortable. Each chapter has chapter art too, which I consider a plus in all fantasy books.

Later runs were single-book softcover monstrosities. I think I saw another five-volume hardback run recently, but I’m not deeply involved in the fandom anymore.

[gayestgen]

[silviadragoness]

The second print run was two volumes, hardback, with jackets.  Dunno about any subsequent runs.

I still think the 5-volume split was the best option.  It’s a big damn story.

(For anyone who hasn’t read it: yes, that’s a functional replica of the main character’s go-to weapon.  No, I didn’t customize it like that; I bought it from the person who did.)

[sexhaver]

anon PLEASE tell me your teacher is the author of this

[sexhaver]

[the-hittite]

Ok, I Kind of hate that I know this, but I’m pretty sure that anon’s teacher did NOT write the books the others are showing off. He wrote the darker, edgier and somehow even longer fanfic OF that fanfic called Project Horizons.

Original Fallout Equestria was written by someone known as Kkat who I’m 90% sure is a woman and the story only has some PG-13ish scenes at worst (you know, aside from the violence and gore that comes with a Fallout setting.) Project Horizons was written by a guy known as Somber, who I remember him mentioning in the post-chapter notes that he got fired for failing the wrong student once and the fic itself includes multiple explicit sex scenes.

[antique-scarecrow]

it’s important to me u know what the 3rd printing looks like. please note the gilded pages

[legalizememes]

one of tumblr’s secret trump cards is its ability to deliver absolutely OBLITERATING gut punches like this post without any context or warning whatsoever

[profeminist]

“bad bunny wore a shirt that says “they killed alexa. not a man in a skirt.” and a skirt to bring light to the death of the transgender woman that was killed a few days ago in puerto rico. i love him so much for this “

-  #JIMIN⁷ 

[laughingfish]

I dont listen to him but this…this is huge, y'all. This guy is a trendsetter right now for South Americans. Every single family member I have under 40 yrs old is obsessed with Bad Bunny. I gasped when I read this. A latino celebrity of his stature, someone that’s super cool, coming out against transphobia is so wild to me. I’m in shock. Kudos to him.

[kakashibestie]

[horriblewarlock]

[lacefuneral]

GET AWAY

[swarnpert]

wholesome laffy taffy jokes

[theearlofsandwich]

[yourmutualfriends-deactivated20]

[veryfunnymemes]

[staceyshere]

Mood forever

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

peeling a clementine is so easy. it comes so naturally. its inviting… the clementine WANTS to be peeled. its melancholic, sanguine… but an orange? whats an orange but a nuisance… the orange torments and mocks with its brute strength. it exists only to create chaos. next time you decide to indulge in a citrus delight, heed my word. choose the clementine 

[keri-russell]

Brad Pitt accepts his award for Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Supporting Role at the 2020 SAG Awards

[marcitlali]

[quinoaphoenicks]

me after smoking half a bowl and drinking one bourbon on a weeknight

[marcitlali]

me after taking Yak tranquilizers in a berlin warehouse