Catboy!

I'm Bonnie / Michael. objectum (ConfettiKitty137#0501) on discord. I'm asexual and objectumromantic. My pronouns are he/it/mechie/void/quilt/vale/fae. I'm 25 years old. It's nice to meet you! Feel free to ask me anything, anytime!! 💾

[eternallyawkward137]

Welcome!

This is my blog for memes and funny posts! 🤷🏻‍♂️

Information about my discord server (link at the bottom of this post)

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LGBT+ friendly

System friendly

Safe for Work only

13+ only

Partnership channel

90+ roles to choose from including color roles

Active staff and members

Lots of bots including Truth or Dare bots, Owobot, Dankmemer and many more

Question of the week

Hug request channel

Exclusionists, p3dos, n@zis, t3rfs not welcome.

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My other blogs:

Main blog -> Ask for it in DMs please 💖. Mostly cats, also animals and wholesome things

This blog -> Memes and funny posts

@miaoubutton -> a blog for mood/stimboards and my interests (including Minecraft and other fandoms)

@cadmium-whump -> whump blog (adults only please!)

@calicokiddo137 -> agere/petre blog

@fremd-shaped -> stuffed animal posts, typically 1 per day!

@copaceticdaydreamz -> system blog

I have other blogs also, but I'm not going to share them publicly right now 💖

https://discord.gg/wcaWNN6aJU

[crabussy]

got told I didn't deserve to be gay because I thought lady gaga wrote money money money by abba. sorry men I am no longer attracted to you as of today. sorry abba sorry gaga sorry women sorry world

[crabussy]

bee boo ba ba.....

[crabussy]

this is becoming a really beautiful post

[notedchampagne]

are you going to answer no to this poll

yes

no

Remaining time: 4 days 14 hours

[notedchampagne]

the real thinkers have arrived

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

Turns out my boyfriend has never heard of Bigfoot so all this time he's just assumed I've been running a foot fetish blog and apparently just accepted that without question

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

Please god no, not this one

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

for those asking how we even worked out he didn't know about Bigfoot - basically he called me "big feet's biggest fan" in public and in that moment my life flashed before my eyes

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

starting to realise being known as "the slur person" probably doesn't sound great out of context

[byjove]

cats will see a bag and get in it

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[comment-tube]

[upstairsdownstairsandinbetween]

Carlos Bannon Art !

[pasha-hasid]

[hyenuh-deactivated20230717]

train

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

train

[calebwittebane]

train

[queer-as-city-folk]

train

[stuckinapril]

I promise you things will get so much better when you start processing people’s behavior as information rather than a verdict on your self-worth. If someone doesn’t text back, suddenly pulls away, whatever it may be, the solution isn’t to put on a tap dance for them and try to regain their approval. It’s not to crash out on them and try to force them to react a certain way. It’s just to take a step back, take a deep breath, and assess what this tells you. What’s this saying about them? What’s this saying about you??

[sinnerism]

[hellenhighwater]

You may think that law students would have a certain maturity and gravitas, but I am here to tell you that is not the case. Our Stiffs&Gifts prof had the class group into “law firms” for the purposes of answering questions and briefing cases, and invited each group to name their firm. The firm names are:

Seymour Butts, Atty. at Law

Hugh Cox LLC

Sharon Needles & Associates

Ima Hooker PLLC

and, most creatively:

Butts

[hellenhighwater]

Apparently I got one of the firm names a little wrong.

[hellenhighwater]

oh my god. oooooh my god. how did I not realize this was what it meant? Butts was more brilliant than I ever realized

[zoesupreme]

I have started following the journey of a German soccer fan in the US for the world cup

[zoesupreme]

[zoesupreme]

[zoesupreme]

[zoesupreme]

@laeffy the euros have found buc-ee's

[zoesupreme]

[polls-by-fip]

im curious about a specific generational divide

regardless of you being queer or not, did your parents ever gave you the "if you turn out to be gay it would be fine" talk, before you ever had the chance to say anything on your own about that?

gen z, yes

gen z, no

millenial, yes

millenial, no

gen x, yes

gen X, no

baby boomer, yes

baby boomer, no

Remaining time: 3 days 22 hours

because it happened to me and im wondering if this was a product of the ongoing cultural change around gay issues. before i ever had the chance to say to my parents "i am this" my mom was already sitting me aside to tell me "if there is anything you want to tell me, i want you to know ill accept you no matter what"

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Geesh.

[apolladay]

What was the most recent natural disaster you’ve experienced

* blizzard/ice storm

* earthquake

* extreme heat

* fire

* flood

* hurricane/tropical storm

* landslide

* twister

* sinkhole

* wind/dust storm

* something else

* see results

What was the most recent natural disaster you’ve experienced?

blizzard/ice storm

earthquake

extreme heat

fire

flood

hurricane/tropical storm

landslide

twister

sinkhole

wind/dust storm

something else

see results

Remaining time: 6 days 18 hours

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me