Side blog & Simp

Mor: 21 : She/her Currently residing in Baldur’s Gate 3 hell. Gonna try to post art and fics here at some point hopefully.

[qrowpilled]

hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

[jonnywaistcoat]

Which is sexier, a werewolf or a vampire?

Depends if you find it sexier to submit to the will of charismatic evil or to be overwhelmed by animalistic power. And that's not a decision I can make for you.

[staronastaff]

The Hades 2 trailer follows its predecessor’s steps in being EXTREMELY bisexual

[karshmallow]

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Astarion: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I’m actually bi.

[sylus-my-beloved]

[aeoniumgarnet]

Tav: I just want someone to be my boyfriend…. maybe send me an angel. The nicest angel you have…

Astarion: [maniacal laughter]

[wehavekookies]

Reposting these three together because three is a good number. And i like how they look in a set :)

[tombware]

Did anyone say Patch 7 nosebleed

[fanghusband]

may your 2022 be vampiric and homoerotic

[lavietstsari]

[roguemonsterfucker]

Current mood: Sad that I don’t have a rich vampire taking care of me financially in exchange for blood.

[oigetoutofmeswamp]

A casual conversation in the forest.

[tiny-vermin]

essek and molly in miss sohee 

just the lines belowwww

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[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

good idea: marry a blacksmith so you can get free swords whenever 

[steelplatedhearts]

[omgweatherunderground]

Better idea; become a miner and then marry a blacksmith so he can have the required materials for you to get free swords whenever. 

[ranma-official]

Make a harem and marry a full production chain

[sunspotpony]

Monopolygamy.

[dangerousnotbroken]

I mean, if your harem is full of blacksmiths would that make it a polyhammerous relationship?

[saltwasteland]

You could make a whole polyarmory

[74ngo]

[oigetoutofmeswamp]

“Wouldst thou like to dine with me, Astarion?”

How I imagine their first meal went. I have no idea if Cazador has a castle or not, but he seems like he’s egomaniacal type to turn skilled and unsuspecting architects to build one to his liking.