Beep Beep Lisa

I'm Lisa Doop. Those are both my first names. she/her trans girl 1/3 of relatablepicturesofclaire. Editor of MeetTheResidents Wiki. Mysterious S. Lady.

[bishonen]

yikes 😬unfollowing rn sorry… i didn’t realize they didn’t support sinister and evil women with huge boobies my bad 

[fairycosmos]

soooo if youre not supposed to look back in anger how the fuck are you supposed to look back

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[thesensitivepervert]

I just purchssed the rights to the deltarune musical for 850,000$

[antlord325]

Thank you sensitive pervert. This will save Tenna’s odds of winning the sexyman poll

[thesensitivepervert]

Dont know who/what that is, this was purely a business decision to extract money from children

[ivy-michaels]

putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Corset of Visibility

[obscurelocalstranger]

[aimseytv]

how it feels being the only lesbian

[aimseytv]

i just realised i didnt add 'in my friendgroup' and now it just looks like i got rid of all the lesbians and i'm sad about it

[mozilla-firefucks]

First cavewoman to notice grugetta's back looks really nice when she's banging rocks together

[hazeydaisey]

do u think columbos wife ever got mad at her husband for arresting all the writers and actors and stuff that she likes? like hes taking away all her entertainment...

[syn4k]

"it's so fucking over" yeah dude it's 11pm it's the end of the day it's time for you to go to bed. and tomorrow you'll be so fucking back because you'll be awake. go tuck yourself in dude you'll be ok

[kosmogrl]

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

[depsidase]

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

[auroroboros1]

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

[dragongirlsweetie]

it only happens with the simpsons

[auroroboros1]

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

[suigintou]

i bet it feels good as fuck to erupt from the soil as a skeleton warrior

[scavengedluxury]

Ouffff

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

CHECK OUT WHAT I JUST SAW AT THE ZOO.

Y’ALL. 

I DON’T EVEN PLAY OVERWATCH BUT I SCREAMED.

[darnni]

Y’all can be screaming every time you see a gorilla

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

OK, maybe you haven’t played Overwatch – he looks just like this guy

So I think one of the zookeepers must have been an Overwatch fan… Awesome

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[cutecipher]

"this doesn't make sense" open yiur eyes

[winged-void]

ohh the "alphabet" starts with "a" because its "a" "alphabet"

[winged-void]

honestly with the shit that's been going on.... i have a lot of trouble believing much of anything anymore.

haha.

guess that's my problem to deal with though.

[dumbdoegirl]

alvin the chipmunk sold me a fake juul pod in the library parking lot when i was 14 and when i confronted him about it he pretended he couldn’t talk like a person anymore so everyone just thought i was yelling at a normal chipmunk. that little fucker is not normal. he can sing and dance and he can steal and cheat i hate him so much.

[frankenfran]

video game secret: there's clever wordplay hidden in the title of the game "nintendogs". the word "dogs" is cleverly added on to the name "nintendo" to form the word "nintendogs". this is actually a reference to the concept of "puppies"

[dappergamelord]

every lyric annotation on Genius reads like this