Thinkin' bout the characters

just a little guy (gn), obsessed with BoB rn, will prolly loop back to OUAW in the future. Minor. Any pronoun. Main acc @corvid-zone, but it's broken somehow?? Tumblr, man. Header by @viminoo second different account because not even my school banning phones can keep me from the insanity how do you use desktop tumblr help

[corvid-zone]

Tumblr just updated and I djont like it!!! Unauthorised fucking thing!!!

[eternalgirlscout]

did some math based on adventurer's bible stuff about average sizes of tallmen & half-foots & the canon heights of the characters and. chilchuck is the half-foot equivalent of 6'5

[capnportofficial]

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[chilewithcarnage]

[astronomalyy]

cannot express in words how cathartic this must have been for him

[what-even-is-thiss]

Y’all need to see this billboard they put up in my city btw they made sure to make his ass poke out the side.

[writing-prompt-s]

The vampire laughed when I called him evil for feeding on people. He called me hypocrite, and asked when I had last eaten the meat of an innocent animal. I replied that I was vegan. He got flustered, and spent the rest of the evening trying to recover from that one blunder in the conversation.

[wolfram-but-art]

diva

[batoidman]

The great thing about being old is having no filter !

[maricoelquelolea]

Cassian grows a beard, small as it may be, and he absolutely detests it.

He shaves it off himself, but he cuts himself a bit too much. Sometimes probably on purpose. Sometimes genuine accidents

Draven tells him to just talk to one of the barbers for once in his life; but the mere sight of someone with a knife, that close to his jugular is enough to make him snap without meaning to.

So, Kay, violent, murderous Kay helps Cassian shave. He doesn't need any supply other than water. He doesn't as so much knick him. He is pure utter steady gentleness.

He presses the knife right over Cassian's throat. He doesn't ever flinch. The man even closes his eyes tranquilly.

[maricoelquelolea]

If Kay had been introduced a little earlier on the show, the Ghorman massacre would've been a fascinating turning point for both him and Cassian.

Hell breaks loose, they're supposed to leave. However, Kay sees these droids, wearing his face, his body. He breaks away from Cassian in the ensuing stampede, suddenly hellbent on wondering what any of them would do if they were given a choice, like he was. If the people who are lying dead on the ground weren't the fault of his actual programming. This must be without doubt what everyone else at the rebel base sees; what Cassian sees.

And Cassian is afraid because he can't find him. He's bellowing out his name through the street, heart skipping with both relief and agony everytime he sees people have toppled over one of the KX models. He is behaving extremely unprofessionally. If even a single camera caught the glimpse of a man dragging one of their droids to safety it would be a death sentence for many people in the rebellion and for anyone to cover up.

So Cassian finds him. Drags him along on the ship. Yells at him for scaring him and keels badgering on if he was hurt. He shrugs off Kleya's nasty remarks and drags him back home.

Cassian only whines about how annoying it is to get all this dried blood out of him. Not about how easily he could break every bone in his body.

Kay learns a peculiar lesson from this. In spite of his nature, Cassian would go looking for him. Cassian sees him as a friend. Enough that in spite of probable death, Cassian would attempt to return to him.

Which is why he must seal the doors. He knows his calculations were correct as he dies.

[dragoncharming]

[xintract]

[ms-demeanor]

this made me laugh so hard that it triggered an asthma attack.

[lossdetector-deactivated20260707]

anyone who deliberately goes out of their way to say "he or she"/"man or woman"/"boy or girl" instead of "they"/"person"/"kid" should be boiled in my giant stew.

[oobbbear]

I drew this stupid burger I saw that brings me comfort and joy

[littleguysdaily]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[geminiagentgreen]

[system-a-naturae]

[silbervvind]

[sashayed]

he was so real for this. i really must

[crowliphale]

Inappropriate use of prestidigitation (even if that's not how the cantrip works)

[vort3x]

Since Andor retconned Cassian reprogramming K2, and it seems likely that the Alliance, on the whole, still finds K2's behavior and attitude undesirable, this means that he took one look at the way K2 behaves and decided that he was going to ensure he stayed that way.

There's no way the Alliance techs didn't take one look at K2 after discovering his proclivity towards only following orders when he feels like it and go "Ah, we'll need to tweak that. Probably should use a restraining bolt too just to be safe." so Cassian must have stepped in right?

Sure this was technically true before, but it's one thing if Cassian gave K2 autonomy himself. It's another if he identified K2's autonomy after K2 wasn't reprogrammed (apparently) and decided to protect it, especially since he's seen the destruction K2 is capable of causing first hand. Talk about immediate attachment. Cassian really went "He's perfect the way he is. Wouldn't change it."

[wellbutrinboy]

if u have curly hair and someone tells u it would look better straight theyre a liar and a dumb bitch