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Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you
me when i fucking GET you
if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.
Teacher: guys this Tumblr post is 36281992 years old and only the long lost Tumblr princess can read it
Me: but teacher, I can read it just fine *starts reading in perfect tumblanese*
I posted this yesterday and it already has 3k notes
makes me so sad when my friends refuse to pirate things and insist on paying for a streaming service EVEN when i offer to do it for them or teach them. like pleaseeee i have a vpn i have a plex server i can get you whatever you want. don't buy disney+ i can be your little poob i have it for you.
genuinely I cannot fathom trying to use Tumblr like any other social media. I just thought to myself “why does Tumblr even have a ‘Best Posts First’ feature? why would I want to see good posts?” and then I had to stop and consider that for a second
came back from death wrong trope? you can easily avoid this by just never dying at all (stays alive wrong stays alive wrong stays alive wrong stays alive wr)
🚨🚨🚨LISTEN UP FAGGOTS🚨🚨🚨WELL ah DO DEE-CLAAAAARE south ⬇️CUMalina just LOST ❌the first ALL 🏳️🌈GAY🏳️🌈🧑❤️💋🧑👩❤️💋👩👨❤️💋👨 senate delegation 😔😔😔🪦rest in PRIDE 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊LINDSAY GRAHAM🙂↕️ he’s going to the big CLOSET🚪 in the sky☁️🌌👼🏼😔✌️…or should I say… in da ground⬇️🔥on account of his policies and views😔
The Internet: LOL Mitch McConnel is gonna die any day now, just you wait!
Death Himself: Im gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move. Watch this.
it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit
They call it the never afford anything and kill yourself economy
The Mitch McConnell situation rn
Republicans be like "Here Comes Mitch McConnell!!!"
it's only recently I learned that the 'mog' part of 'mogging' stands for 'male of group' (shortened from 'alpha male of group'). so the definition of 'mogging' as like, being deemed superior to someone else in some way or another is using manhood as synonymous with relational superiority.
this was obvious subtext anyway (the whole ideology in which the term emerges is a male supremacist one) but learning it's so explicit and unambiguous was kind of surprising. doubly so since this term is already starting the process of integrating into general usage outside this subculture, first as "ironic," then as decontextualized ("it's just outshining someone!"), and eventually probably as sincere.
casual reminder that it is probably best to not adopt the misogynistic concept of conveying hierarchical superiority in interpersonal contexts as "funny internet slang."
